Togami:
Kid: yay I cant wait for my gift
Togami: I don't do charity
And so no one git gift except for togami
Toko:
Kid: yay my present
Toko: B-BACK OF KID, THESE ARE ALL FOR MASTER I'M JUST USING UR HOUSE TO KEEP THEM
Kid: WAHHHHHHH!!!!
And so no one git gifts except togami
Celeste:
Kid: I cant wait for my gifts
Celeste: take it child *throws gift at child*
the kid opens it to find celestia's guide to milk tea for dummies
And so every child around the world got her guid to milk tea
Makoto:
Kid: I can't wait for my gift
Makoto: yup not sore wa chiga yo
and so every kid had hope because they got there presents
Kyoko:
Kid: I can't wait for my gift!
Kyoko:.....*throws a present and leaves*
and so they got there gifts but Santa was kinda cold
Hifumi:
Kid: SANTAAA WHATS MY GIFT?
Hifumi: HENATI!
Kid: AGHHH MOMMY MY EYES
Mom: BILLY!
Billie Eilish: yeah
Mom: NOT YOU!
Billie Eilish: I had a dream...
and so every child got hentai
Hagakure:
Mom: OH GOD BILLY WHY DO YOU HAVE WEED?!
Billy: its from Santa mom
Hagakure: that's me dude
and so everyone got weed
Junko:
Billy: santaaa what's my gift?
Junko: despair
Junko burns Billys house down
and so she burned every house that had a child
Sayaka:
Billy: omg Santa what's my gift?
Sayaka: K-pop!
Billy: yay!!!
and so every child got a k-pop album
Leon:
Billy: Santa why do you have baseballs?
Leon: TAKE MY BALLS!!!!
and so Leon gave every child his balls
(dirty minded children)
Ishimaru:
Billy: santaaa
Ishimaru: I GAVE YOU ALL GIFTS THAT ARE WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT
and so Ishimaru gave every child a rule book
Mondo:
Billy: santa!
Mondo: take your fucking gift kid
Billy opens his gift to find boxing gloves
and so every child got weapons
Mukuro:
Billy: hi santa, can I see my gift?
Mukuro: s-sure child!
Billy finds Junko enoshima merch
and so every child received Junko merch
Author-chan:
y/n: what's my gift?
Author-chan: my depression and a new chapter
y/n: thx I guess
