Kyoko: I am best girl because I have a brain
Celestia: pfft no I'm best girl because I have slaves right Hifumi
Hifumi: actually PRINCESS PIGGLES IS BEST GIRL!
Sonia: Well I'm best girl right souda
Souda: mhmm ms sonia is best girl
Sonia: still like gundam more tho
Souda: :( Am I a JoKe To YoU
Gundam: ACTUALLY MY FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION ARE BEST GIRL
Shrek: I'm best girl
Author-chan: wrong fandom shrek
Toko: w-w-well i'm n-n-not b-best girl
Author-chan: Same toko same
Author-chan: since you want to know who best girl is
Togami: Its obviously me
Author-chan: Its actually hagakure
Hagakure rises from the ground
Hagarkure: HOKY S*** I WON!!
Hagakure runs around and takes his shirt off (fan service lol)
Togami: Wait until you see my female form!
Togami: beat that hagakure
Toko: MASTERR I MUST SHOW MY MALE FORM AS WELL! (nosebleed)
Author-chan: aww dam~ genocide jack is even more hot
Author-chan throws pepper at Toko
Author-chan: SNEEZE B***
Hagakure: Wait until you see my true form...
Hagakure: Ha! this is my true form
Togami: Well...money comes from trees
Hagakure: oh no
Togami pulls hagakures hair
Togami: MAKE ME EVEN MORE RICH PLEABIN REEEEEE!
Hagakure: AAHHHHHH!!!
Genocide jack: mhmm author-chan lets take this some where more private~
Celestia sips some tea then spills it
Celestia: oh my looks like the tea has bee spilled
Kokichi: nishishi~ only I can be best girl
Kokichi: Its okay shuichi If you prefer dudes I can always turn back into one~
Shuichis face turns into a tomato
Monkuma: pu pu pu pu pu~ I shall be best girl to see your despair
and so best girl is monokuma cuz despair