Nagito: I'm gonna eat this bagel
Hajime: hey honey I have a joke!, why did the chicken cross the road?, CUZ IT WANTED TO DIE!
Nagito: HAHAHAHA *chokes on bagel*
Hajime: HONEYYYYYY!!!!
Hajime gets out his phone
Hajime: SIRI PLAY TITANIC SONG!
Hajime runs to Nagito in slow motion
But when he reaches Hajime is already dead since he was running in slow motion
RIP NAGITO
