Kyoko: Hello viewers and welcome to my show 'to catch a cheater' today we are going to investigate MY boyfriend Makoto Naegi, I feel like he has a reverse haram and I must kick his ass over it. Let the investigation begin
*in Makotos closet*
Kyoko: currently we are hiding in Makoto's closet, oh look here he comes
Naegi: la la la, hope hope ho-
Naegi falls on his face and his sneaker goes flying off
Kyoko: as you can see, my boyfriend is a clumsy piece of shit
Naegi gets up but falls again
Kyoko: what a disgrace to society, thats why I love you
Naegi's phone rings
Kyoko: oh...it might a girl
Naegi: hey Sayaka
Kyoko: that blue haired bitch....I'm pretty sure she hits on Naegi
Naegi: sure, at 6?. I would love too
Kyoko: crap, Naegi is currently approaching the closet most likely to change for his little date with Maizono. I need to hide myself behind this giant pillow
Naegi opens the closet and quickly takes an outfit, he closes it again and Kyoko sighs in relief
Kyoko: what is this giant pillow anyway....is that a Togami body pillow?!
Togami body pillow: yes, I'm Naegi's sexual fantasy
Kyoko: oh god burn it
Celeste: if you say so babe
Celeste burns the Togami body pillow
Kyoko: where on earth did you come from?!
Celeste: when someone mentions fire I automatically get summoned
Kyoko: how did Naegi not notice smoke coming out of his closet?!
Celeste: he's too busy watching Maizono hentai
Kyoko: WHAT?!
Celeste: yup....
Naegi gets up and leaves the house to go meet with Maizono
Kyoko: that jerk....Celeste lets go follow them!
Celeste: oh I love it when you give me orders~
Kyoko and Celeste sneakily follow Naegi
Celeste: don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious~
Maizono: NAEGI KUN~
Celeste: cringe....
Naegi: hey babe
Kyoko: BABE?!
Maizono: hehe, I love it when you tease me
Maizono and Naegi start making out while Kyoko internally screeches
Celeste: don't worry honey, you deserve better....maybe someone like me
Kyoko: hmph, your right!
Celeste: want to go a fancy cafe with me? one that makes proper milk tea of course
Kyoko: sure....
And so Celeste and Kyoko go on there date while Celeste was screeching at the waiter on how to make proper milk tea
Celeste: some fools will never understand something so basic
