if Ishimaru taught you kung fu

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Y/n: last class was a bit wierd but I'm pretty excited to learn about kung fu
Student 6: yeah...I did not enjoy the slavery lessons
That one political kid: IT WAS AGINST HUMAN RIGHTS #fightforhifumi
Ishimaru: HELLO STUDENTS, YOU ARE ALL WELCOME IN THIS SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT
Y/n: yeah ik, school environments love me
Ishimaru: I WILL TEACH YOU SELF DEFENSE AGINST PEOPLE WHO ARR NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT, I BROUGHT SOMEONE WHO IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT
Author-chan: T_T im not welcome anywhere....
Ishimaru: NOW I WILL SHOW U WHAT TO DO WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT
Ishimaru attacks author-chan
Tenko bursts into the door
Tenko: STOP RIGHT THERE YOU DEGENERATE MALE!
Ishimaru: *gasp* SUCH SEXISIM ID NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT
Tenko: I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH THEM AKIDO WITH MY HIMIKO
Himiko: neyhhh
Ishimaru: mondo is coming soon to help out but we were going to show what you do with people who are not welcome in a school environment
Author-chan: mhmm im not welcome in this environment
Tenko: I WILL FIGHT YOU DEGEBERATE MALE, FOR THIS POSITION
Ishimaru: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE AND I WILL FIGHT WITH HONOUR!
Tenko and Ishimaru get into a anime battle MHA style
Ishimaru is nearly defeated
He gets thrown in the ground
Tenko: give up you filthy degenerate
Ishiamru: I...Have to fight
Ishiamru attempts to get up but he collapses
Mondo: ISHIMARU YOU BETTER WIN FOR US! DONT YOU LET US DOWN NOW!
Ishimaru gets up
Tenko: IMPOSSIBLE!
Ishimaru: ONE PUNCH!
Ishimaru one punches tenko
The class bell rings
Y/n: uhmm that was intersting...

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