Hello you peasants, it is I Celestia Ludenberg
Y/N: what's your real name
Celestia Ludenberg is my real name, ask me that again I dare you
Y/N:.....I would rather stay alive
good, anyway today I will teach you how to make milk tea so you can teach it to my incompetent slave Hifumi
Y/N: uhmm....slavery is wrong though, and why can't you just teach him yourself
Nonsense, he chose to serve me. And I'm not going to teach that creature anything, every time I try it doesn't get into his thick skull and I have better things to do than to waste time teaching him that so you will do it instead
Y/N: okay then, show me how to make milk tea?
Alright, for the ingredients you will need:
- souls of the innocent
- the blood of my enemies
- money
- milk (that's put in there in advance)
- Togami
Y/N: hold up, can you explain why Togami is an ingredient?!
Well Togami is merely an optional condiment like ketchup, only include him if you feel like it
Togami: MERE CONDIMENT?! BITCH I OWN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING!
And I can steal it away from you just like I stole your wallet at makoto's disco party
Togami: But I got it back
Only because that creep Toko sniffed the scent of your missing wallet
Togami: creepy but useful
Alright go away, I'm trying to teach Y/N how to make milk tea
Togami: tch, I'll go to my money
Okay now that were done with the ingredients-
Y/N: where am I supposed to find all this anyway?!
Not my problem, but you can find togami in the trash. Thats why he's a mere condiment
Y/N: uh okay then?
As I was saying, I will tell you the steps
1. put the ingredients into a bowl made of gold
2. cut some dollar bills and sprinkle them on top
3. if you put all of that into one golden bowl, it will magically transform into milk tea
4. drink it and you will find more money in you bank account
Y/N:.....I can see why Hifumi was confused
How do you people not understand how to make a proper royal milk tea!
Y/N: none of the words that came out of your mouth was proper
I am the definition of proper
Y/N: I understood the steps but they were just really unrealistic
Honey your on Wattpad, nothing is realistic here
Y/N: hmm good point, I'll teach Hifumi then
Seems we have come to an agreement, don't forget to buy my novel "Why can't you simple fools make royal milk tea?!" on www.imbetterthanyou.com
Y/N: why not
