Togami: hmph I smell a narwhal peasant and a stinky stench of that rat fukawa
Toko: EeK! m-m-master!
Mondo: WHAT DID YOU F*ING SAY TO ME RICHIE B&*5
Togami: tell him naegi
Makoto: uhmm togami tha-
Mondo: I HAD IT WITH YOUR ATTITUDE LETS SETTLE THIS YOU AND ME ONE ON ONE!
Togami: I don't beat peasants I'm rich not a psycho
Mondo: WELL YOU ACT LIKE ONE!
Togami: Tell that to the serial killer in the room
Author-chan: DON'T INSULT MY GF BOI!
Toko: W-w-wait w-when were w-we dating?
Author-chan: I meant genocide jack
Y/n: I have a better way to settle this
Author-chan: what do you suggest chosen one?
Y/n: A rap battle
Hagakure: Dun dun dunnnn *plays rap music* yay I'm useful now
Mondo:
M to the O to the N D O
how to spell cool?
Its mondo!
Togami:
Oh please thats pathetic
I'm not surprised that a plebeian like you cant even spell cool
Mondo:
I can punch you to the moon
Togami:
Well I'll just pay nasa to kill you
Hagakure:
I'm a tree
Togami: GIVE ME MONEY REEEEE
Hagakure: AHHHHHH
Naegi: TOGAMI NO!
Togami: NOT NOW BABE I NEED MONEY!
Naegi: TOGAMI FOR OUR KIDS
Y/n: CHILDEREN?!
Author-chan throws pepper at Toko
Author-chan: GIVE ME CHILDEREN REEEEEEEEE
Genocide jack: BUT WE DON'T HAVE D&*!S
Author-chan: I'll give myself one until we finish trying to get one!
Genocide jack: .....I love it when your insane~
Kyoko: NAEGI YOU HAVE EVEN MORE SECRET LOVE CHILDEREN?!
Sayaka: Don't forget our kids to
Celestia: and ours
Mukuro: and ours
Junko: and ours
Togami: and ours
Kyoko: ....NAEGI
Makoto: WAHHH KYOKO WAIT!
Midoryia: thats me and kaachan in a nutshell
Author-chan: deku w-
Midoryia tears up
Author-chan: your welcome here anytime!
Bakugou: DEKU!
Midoryia: KACHHAANNN!!
Hagakure: Haha I see a narwhal
Mondo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Mondo and hagakure battle by slapping each other with there hair
Hagakures hair eats mondo
Ishimaru: MY LOVEE!!
Mondo: WAHHHH!
Ishimaru: COME BACK! COME BACK! (titanic reference)
Author-chan puts on titanic music
Mondo: Before I go....draw me like your french bois
Ayoma: what the bonjour!
Ishimaru draws mondo being eaten by hagakures hair
hagakure: *burp* oh my hair ate something
Ishimaru: I FINISHED MONDO!
*cricket noise*
Ishimaru throws the drawing in hagakures hair
Hagakure: come on dude its full enough in here!
Ishimaru: that way mondo can remember our love
COCichi: your love is a lie!
kokichi grabs shuichi
Kokichi: but our love isin't *wink*
