There once was a girl named Author-white who had skin as brown as wood and hair as a dark as chocolate
she had a wicked step mother who took her in after her parents disowned her
oh I know SOOO WICKKEEEDDDD MUHAHAHA
anyywayyy
her evil step-mom Junko enoshima had a magic monokuma that told her who had the most despair
Junko: mono mono on the wall, who is deppresion of them all
Monokuma: your step daughter Author-white is depression of them all
Junko: DESPAIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
Junko called her huntsman mukuro
Mukuro: what a normal day
Junko: KILL MY STEP DAUGHTER!!!
Mukuro: 0-0....okayyy
Author-white was singing cuz she thinks she's Beyonce but in reality she sounds like a screaming monkey
My DePpReSiOn Is BiGgEr ThAn My CaReEr
OhHhHhHhHh
SaAaD
A kArEn AtTaC mE tOdAy
It was traumatiicccccccccc
Mukuro: omg so sad...I have decided to spare you and your Kim k ass
Author-white: smh its free real estate
Author-white Naruto runs into the woods
Y/n #3: OMG A WHITE GIRL!
Author-white:..I'm brown
Y/n #5: OMG KAREN YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT!
Y/n #6: is there bad bois?
Y/n 2#: I hate this book and its author....
Y/n #1: OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK AND THE AUTHOR AND DANGANRONPAAAAA
Y/n #4: I like the wifus.....
Y/n #5: now come into our house
Author-white: okay!, this is defiantly not suspicious at all
Author-white and the 7 y/ns arrive infant of hagakure
Y/n #2: our house Is in his hair?....WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS STUPID BOOK!
Y/n #1: MUST PROTECC AUTHOR-WHITES FEELING
Hagakure: If you want to come into your house then you have to give me weed
Y/n #4 gives Hagakure the weed
They all yeet themselves into hagakures hair
Junko: Mono, WHO HAS FRIGGIN DESPAIR NOW!?
Monokuma: AUTHOR-WHITE IS ALIVE PUPUPUPUPU
Junko: OMGG DESPAIRRRR, now time to casually kill my sister
Y/ns: were gonna go out..byeeeeee
They yeet themselves out of the house
author-white is left alone until suddenly the door gets busted down
not Junko: I AM NOT JUNKO NOW TAKE THIS POISON APPLE, RYUK ATE ITTTTT
Author-white: seems legit *takes a bite* oh look plot twist its poison omg I ded
Not Junko: SUprise It was me all along muhahahaa
Y/n #3: omg she ded
Y/n #2: YAYYYYYYYY
Y/n #1: NUUUU THE DESPAIIRRR
No one wanted to kiss author-white cuz she ugllyyyy
so she ded
