Maki's tutorial on how to assassinate Kokichi!

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Maki: I am maki and today I will teach you how to kill bugs that roam around your house

Kokichi: I'm no bug I'm just a cock!

Maki:  KILL!!!!!!

Kokichi: oh fu-

Gonta jumps in between Kokichi and maki

Maki: oh come on!!!!!!

Attemp no.2:

Maki: okay Shuichi you are the bait

Shuichi: bait for what?

Maki: whatever just talk to Kokichi

Shuichi: honey, I'm home!

Kokichi: DARLINGGGGG!!!!!

Maki jumps out attempting. to start b Kokichi but she hits Shuichi's hat instead

Maki: T_T whyyyyyy

And so maki tried killing Kokichi for another few hours

Kaito: oh I know how to kill him

Maki: huh?

Kaito: kokichi, Shuichi died

Kokichi: WHAT A CRUEL WORLD, OH THE PAI  I FEEL IN MY HEART WITHOUT MY HONEY POOPOO KINS AHHHHHH I WILL JOIN HIM IN HEAVEN, WEEEEEEE!!!

rip cockichi

Maki:  I have been trying to do that for 5 hours and YOU DO IT IN THREE SECONDS?!

Kaito: well that's cuz I drink coffee, don't forget kids when you wanna commit murder then drink coffee!


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