My name is Chihiro Fujisaki.....
Random bully: LOOK AT HIM! HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
But...I'm a boy
Random bully 2.0: HES ALL WEAK, LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANIME BOYS!
I'm sorry you don't like me, I don't like me either
Random bully: oh look he's gonna cry!
I can't help it, I'm so fragile
like a glass window.
Mondo: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Mondo?
Ishimaru: MY CHILD, YOU GOTTA DIG DOWN INSIDE OF YOU AND FIND YOUR INNER STRENGTH
My inner strength...wait a minute child?!
Mondo: SON, YOU GOTTA PUNCH IN THE FACE!
Ishimaru: HONEY NO! WE CANNOT ENCOURAGE OUR SON INTO VIOLENCE. ACTING VIOLENT ISN'T STRENGTH IT IS WEAKNESS!
Mondo: but babe-
why are they calling me their son?
Ishimaru: ahem...find your inner strength and break your inner shackles
Chihiro: But..how?
Mondo: that's up to you my son
Ishimaru: oh yeah don't forget your lunch, I packed you a tuna sandwich and a perfectly organized bento!
Chihiro: oh..you didn't have to-
Ishimaru: NONSENSE!. As your mother I must always pack you lunch when you go to school to receive an education!
Mondo: honey were gonna be late for our ahoge battle tournament, I got us a front row seat
Ishimaru: alright, remember no running in the halls. Love you!
Mondo and Ishimaru get on mondo's bike and they drive to there ahoge battle
Chihiro sighed and walked into the school
my inner strength huh? I wonder what they meant by that
Sakura: LETS GET DOWN TO BISNUESS TO DEFEAT...THE HUNS!
Aoi: YEAH! WERE GONNA TRAIN TILL WE BLEED!
Maybe they mean get physically stronger..?
I'll ask Nekomaru to train me...I'm not that comfortable around girls yet
I wonder where he could be
Nekomaru: I'M TAKIN A SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You could hear him all the way from the first floor....
well...I found him -_-
Chihiro: h-hey N-nekomaru...
Nekomaru: HEY WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR A GIRL. WHY ARE YOU IN THE BOYS BATHROOM!
Chihiro: oh uhm, sorry I just wanted to ask you something
Nekomaru: OKAY YOU MAY SPEAK!
Chihiro: eep!...uhmm c-could y-you h-help me get s-stronger...please
Nekomaru: LISTEN HERE, THE SECRET TO THAT IS TO TAKE A GOOD SHIT. SO TAKE A SHIT WITH ME!
Chihiro: oh...is that really going to help
Nekomaru: YES IT WILL, TAKING A GOOD SHIT WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER
Chihiro: uhmm..
Leon: Chihiro?! what are you doing in the boys bathroom?!
Chihiro: eep! uhm I....uh
Chihiro runs out of the boys bathroom
I wasn't even strong enough to answer him...I'm so pathetic
Asahina: Chihiro are you okay, you look really worn out
Chihiro: O-oh hi Asahina, I'm fine I was just running
Asahina: ohhh your taking a jog too? why don't you join me sakura for a training session. We can even eat donuts when were done!
Chihiro: ah..no its okay, I was just heading to eat anyway...
Asahina: oh I understand, come find us if you change your mind
Chihiro: o-okay...
I'm not that comfortable around girls...it just doesn't feel right when I know deep down I'm still a boy
then what is this inner strength if its not physical?
Wait a minute....is it my mental strength??
Sayaka: Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass. Its about learning how to dance in the rain
Chihiro: oh Sayaka? how did you know what I was just thinking about
Sayaka: im physic!
Chihiro: wha..?
Sayaka: im kidding! seriously though your inner strength is already inside of you. You just need to set it free
Chihiro:...I think I know what to do
Sayaka: then go do it! life is to short for you to waste time
Jin Kirigiri: CAN ALL STUDENTS REPORT TO THE GYM, THERE IN AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE!
Sayaka: lets go see what they want
In the gym, the whole school was there. Chihiro knew it was time...no holding back anymore
I'm breaking my inner chains
Jin Kirigiri: okay so my announcement today, MY HONEY POO POO BEAR KYOKO GOT AN A IN HER MATH TEST. OH IM SO PROUDDD!!
Kyoko: DAD! YOUR EMBARRASSING ME!
Jin Kirigiri: HONEYYYY, SAY HI TO YOUR FRIENDS
Kyoko: daaaadd....
Chihiro got up from his seat
Bully: look at him tremble, how weak!
I'm going to set my self free
Bully: awww is he gonna cry for mommy?
The only way to win is to face your fears
Bully: Pathetic...
I WONT LET THESE VOICES PUT ME DOWN ANYMORE!
Chihiro found himself standing on the stage
Jin Kirigiri: uhmm...why did you just randomly come up here..?
Chihiro: I'm....a boy!
Everyone:....wha?
Chihiro: I'M A BOY! *rips off his skirt*
Everyone: AHHH HE'S NAKED, COVER YOUR EYES!!!
Jin Kirigiri: PUT YOUR DAMN SKIRT BACK
Chihiro: I did it....I DID IT!
*2 hours later*
Ishimaru: CHIHIRO CINNAMON ROLL FUJISAKI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE SKIRT!
Chihiro: uhmm...rule 34 of your rulebook, no taking skirts off in a school environment?
Ishimaru: EXACTLY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
Mondo: he was making a statement...im so proud of my boy T_T
Ishimaru: HE BROKE THE LAWS OF EDUCATION
Mondo: BUT HE MADE A STATEMENT!
And so Ishimaru and mondo argued about chihiros actions
and Chihiro was glad he did what he did
even if Ishimaru thought it wasn't welcome in a school environment
