Monokuma: Welcome to danganronpa got talent I'm your judge monokuma along with author-chan and Y/n!
Crowd: awkward clapping in a random time
Hagakure enters the chat
Hagakure: Hi I'm Hagakure and I'm here cuz I have no friends (my hair ate them)
Author-chan: omg same!
Y/n: alright show us what you got
Hagakure: OKie!
Hagakure takes his pants off
they find thomas the train doing the devils tango in there
Author-chan: HOLY SHI- *covers eyes*
Monokuma: PUPUPUPU YES DESPIAR!!
Y/n:....bootiful *cries tears of joy*
Y/n and monokuma hits the golden buzzer
Author-chan bleaches her eyes with yaoi
Author-chan: NEXT CONTESTANT!
Togami enters the chat
Togami: My talent is so amazing if you plea-bins see it you will be worth something for once!
Author-chan: Yay! now mommy can love me!!!
Y/n: dats sad
Togami t-poses
Money comes raining down
everyone suffocates from the money
luckily this is wattpad so they magically came back to life
Monokuma: thats a yes from me
Y/n: Yes/No
Author-chan: sure why not
Togami left the chat
Ishimaru and Mondo enters the chat
Mondo: I'M GONNA FUCKIN SING A SONG ABOUT MY LOVE
Ishimaru: THIS SONG WILL BE WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT
The music begins to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA
Ishimaru: ERVERY HALL IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT
I SEE YOU RUNNING, I STOP YOU
THAT IS HOW OUR LOVE IS WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT
Mondo: FAR ACROSS THE HAGUKURES HAIR
AND LOVE BETWEEN US
YOU CAME TO SHOW US WHAT IS WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
Ishimaru: NO, RUNNING, IN THE HALLS
YOU MUST STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLS
OTHERWISE YOU WILL GET EBOLA
AND YOU WILL DED
BUT YOU WILL KEEP RUNNING ON AND ON
Mondo: OH ISHI! *cried in the floor*
Ishimaru: BUTTER PIE!!!!!! *cries with mondo in the floor*
Monokuma: pupu yes despair...its a yes for me
Author-chan: that was art...YES
Y/n: I would have to say yes/no
Mondo and ishimaru cry while leaving the chat
chihiro enters the chat
y/n hits the golden buzzer
Chihiro: huh? I got a golden buzzer
Author-chan: why tho?
Y/n: BECASUE SHE/HE IS BREATHING
Mondo: NoT FoR LoNg
And so danganronpa chapter two happend
Auhtor-chan: lolol mondo..more like mondie
everyone has left the chat
author-chan proceeds to cry herself to sleep
