Ishimaru: did I ever tell you about my worst enemy
Y/n: people who are not welcome in a school environment
Ishimaru: THE ULTIMATE BAD BOI JUSTIN BEAVER!
Once upon a time in preschool
Child justin: ha I skipped classes
Ishimaru: skipping classes is not welcome in a school environment!
Justin: having boyfriends at preschool is not welcome in a school environment!
Ishimaru: ME AND MONDO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PG 13 EDUCATIONAL RELATIONSHIP AND YOU CAN'T DESTROY IT!!!
In 3rd grade
Justin Beaver: I didn't listen to my mommy and watched hentai like a baddd boiii~
Ishimaru: SUCH CONDUCT IS N-
Justin Beaver: well your not welcome in a school environment
Ishimaru: t-thats so meaann!
Mondo: DID YOU JUST MAKE MY HUSBAND CRY!
Justin beaver: How r u married were in 3rd grade
Mondo: WATTPAD LOGIC BISH!!!!!
in middle school
Justin Beaver: Just broke up with Selena Wizard
Himiko: SELENA WIZARD WAS MY BEST FRIEND NOW SHE LEFT MAGIC BEHIND AND NOW SHE HANGS OUT WITH TAYLOR SKITTLES!!
Justin Beaver: your magic sucks
Ishimaru: DISRIMINATION IS N-
Justin Beaver: how bout you see what I did to your locker
Ishimaru: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WROTE 'KILL URSEFL' ON MY LOCKER!?
Mondo: UR SO FUCKIN DEAD JUSTIN BEAVER!!!!!!!!
Justin Beaver: is it to-late not to say sorry?!
Ishimaru: hmm forgiveness is welcome in a s-
Billie eyelash: PYSCH!
Present time
Ishimaru: he has been my worst enemy ever since
Y/n: Justin beaver...I see what you did there author-chan
Author-chan: leave me to my ice-cream and tears
Y/n: she's done that the whole week
Chihiro: w-we could cheer her u-up by b-bringing T-todorki
Y/n: your right!
Shoto: why did you humans kidnap me
Y/n: YOU NEED TO CHEER AUTHOR-CHAN UP!!!
Shoto: is she upset cuz she found out she's someone secret love child?
{Everyone in the world facepalms}
Endevour: SHOTOOOOO
shoto todorki has left the chat
Y/n: huh?! he just disappeared
Himiko: he disappeared because of my maagiiccc~
Y/n: UWU
Himiko: I can use my magic to cheer author-chan up!
Himiko enters author-chans room
Author-chan: what do you need?
auhtor-chan is in the floor crying and eating ice-cream
Himiko: I shall use a spell to make you happy
Himiko closes her eyes and puts her hands out
this goes on for an hour
Himiko: are you happy now?!
Author-chan: welp you tried *eats an ice-cream* NOBODY LOVES MEHHH!!!
Y/n: *sigh* we need another method
Midoryia: uhmm is todoroki-kun here?
Y/n yeets deku in author-chans room
Author-chan squeals with excitement
Author-chan: DEKUUU!!!!!
Deku: h-hi
Y/n: yay it worked!
Ishimaru: WE ARE SO SMART!
Himiko: neyyhh~
Justin Beaver: NO I NEED MORE CHAPTERS
Justin beaver yeets deku away and author-chan goes back to sadness
Y/n: OH COME ON!
