Tea Time with ShigaDabi

Bakugou

Tomura: hi assholes welcome to tea time
Dabi: damn
Tomura: today we are talking about the underaged child we kidnapped quite some time ago
Dabi: when you say it like that it sounds like human trafficking
Tomura: shut up
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Tomura: do you want my honest opinion about that kid?
Dabi: uh...spill the tea
Tomura: *aggressively taping the table with his acrylic nails* HE IS TOO LOUD
Dabi: then why'd ya choose him?
Tomura: ...he is obviously a villain
Dabi: right...
Tomura: any who, also his quirk won't be as powerful in the future
Dabi: how come...?
Tomura: wait until he runs out of sweat hormones *cue uncontrollable laughter*
Dabi: then if he did..why would you want him to be part of the league?
Tomura: I mean I let you in
Dabi: that was harsh...wait I don't think people run out of sweat hormones?
Tomura: shut..up
Dabi: I don't like the kid since he seems like if he had the money he would make an communist estate
Tomura: well if YOU had the money to DO that,what would you do?
Dabi: get pot,get stoned,repeat. Wait are you saying if you had the money you would do it?
Tomura: I-....what the hell
Dabi: BAKUGO WAS BORN ON 4/20