Tea Time with ShigaDabi

Area 51 pt. 2

Upon meticulously mentioning them, the horse girls made their way to area 51 with their ruthless leader pony. 

Dabi: do you hear that?

Tomura: I don't hear shit 

Dabi: it's the horse girls 

Pony: greetings neigh

Dabi: see

Tomura: oh god 

Pony: we are here for the aliens  

Dabi: we're here for the meme

Pony: well we have to claim this land somehow, come on ladies

Tomura: what the hell-

Dabi: this has left me no choice, I must fight it with more redneck 

Tomura: shut the hell up!

Tomura,tearing up: no! Don't do this 

Dabi: it's the only way 

Dabi: call hawks for backup 

Tomura: But!

Dabi: no buts!

Tomura, on a Nokia phone: hawks we raided Area 51 and you would not believe-

Hawks: YOU RAIDED IT WITHOUT ME?!

Tomura: yes, but it's besides the point ! Hurry up and bring a disguise it's the horse girls..

Tomura: took you long enough 

Hawks: sorry but my disguise is fool proof

Tomura: really?

Hawks: yes and I brought you one too

Hawks: yo it's god 

Tomura: and God's hand 

Hawks: return you foul beings and fulfill you dreams of dating your horse 

Tomura: no, that's illegal 

Tomura: I-ok..

With that the horse girls returned to the depths of hell. Then our protagonists entered the building and found the alien.

The end