Being "goals"

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Tomura: uh...[cue looking down at paper] owo I'm a yaoi soft boy
Dabi: [squinting at paper] I'm a thicc daddy
Tomura: uh...I'm a cocksl- OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK TOGA
[cue intro music]

Toga: you know what the people came here for...soft domestic y a o i
Tomura: we literally tried to kill each other last night...I DONT THINK THATS DOMESTIC OR SOFT
Dabi: says the man with a Sad Boys(tm) hoodie
Tomura: SILENCE!
Toga: just read off the paper
Dabi: uh...
Tomura: I-I....love you [glares at Toga]
Dabi: uh...omg babe
Toga: now hugggg
Dabi: inches closer to tomura...
Toga: don't say it do it
Tomura: don't you fucking dare
Dabi: [squeezes the shit out of him]
Tomura: YOU EDGY MOTHER FUCKER ILL KARTHJK-
Toga: ah goals [sheds a tear]

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