Tomura: [screeching]
Dabi: uh here is a very uh..special insert [slaps Tomura's dummy thicc thigh]
[cue intro music]
Kurogiri: [polishing a wine glass] so...
Dabi: we are talking about the best boy band today Kurogiri
Kurogiri: so the back street boys?
Tomura: no you uncultured swine,BIG TIME RUSH
Kurogiri: right...
Dabi: so babe what's your favorite song
Tomura: boyfriend
Dabi: ah nice,wait isn't that the song you played at the funeral we had for Kai's arms?!
Tomura: moving on!
Kurogiri: ...[still polishing bottle]
Dabi: you lil shit
Tomura: ILL KILL YOU [starts moving hands towards him]
Kurogiri: ah young love
[cue them screaming in the background]
Kurogiri: little do they know [puts glass on counter and takes out a Carlos body pillow]
[cue outro music]
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Tea Time with ShigaDabi
HumorJoin Shigaraki and Dabi for a series of collective conversations,regarding the latest tea in The League and U.A.
