characterization ft. all the h o e s

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Tomura: ah, this unoriginal pile of shit has come ...a far way 

Dabi: who tf are you talking? 

[bitch you know what goes here]

kurogiri: why is this written like a script? 

Dabi: why is it so... "cringy" 

Kurogiri: why is this "popular" 

Dabi: why-

Tomura: SHut UP

Tomura: GOd 

Kurogiri: how come with each new update, everyone gets more blown out of proportion?

Tomura: its humorous, little did you know the basis of this, is all about mischaracterization, how homosexuals are thought as by weebs, how fandoms ship horrid nonsensical ships, how the media-

Dabi: shut the fuck up...

Kurogiri: Youre starting to sound like a Rick and Morty fan.

Tomura: FOR GODS SAKE KUROGIRI YOUR WHOLE GET UP WAS LISTENING TO THE BACK STREET BOYS

Kurogiri: ... [looks down]

Tomura: AND YOU [points to Dabi] YOU WERE JUST THERE TO SPOUT RANDOM MEMES UNTILL HAWKS CAME ALONG

Dabi: WELL EXCUSE ME BITCH

Tomura: OVERHAUL JUST TOOK YOUR PLACE AS BEING THE ASSHOLE

Kai: ...I- ok..

Toga: Oh, what about me?!

Tomura: YOU WERE JUST IRONY, YOU BEING COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR "comedy" AS SUCH TO FILL IN THE SPACES OF MYSELF BEING THROWN OFF

Tomura: SPINNER WAS JUST A FURRY, MAGNE IS DEAD, AND MR COMPRESS WAS NEVER METIONED 

Tomura: he was,,just going to be a crappy magician uh,,

Twice: me?

Tomura: what?

Twice: what about me? 

Tomura: you were just..there

Twice: cool


Dabi: wig 

Tomura: [video]

Toga: [sarcastically] oh wow a meme

Twice: a dead one at that

Tomura: [crying and screeching] 

Kurogiri: ...ah 

Dabi: im going to kick his ass 

Kurogiri: [photo]

Tomura: [falls on his knees and screams]

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Tomura: [falls on his knees and screams]

Mr Compress: h

Tomura: [video]

Dabi: damn

Tomura: YOU KNOW WHAT KUROGIRI? 

Kurogiri: what?

Tomura: YOU ARE NOT A ... TRUE BACK STREET BOYS FAN

Kurogiri: [ starts sobbing]

Toga, Twice: [put a hand on his shoulder and walk him out]

Kai: you've crossed the line ...a long time ago [follows them out]

Tomura: dabi at least youre still here with me...

dabi: well actually 

Tomura: oh come on, you knew I only said it to prove a point 

dabi: [video] 

Tomura: ...

Hawks: [video] 

Tomura: WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM?!

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