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Dabi: as much as I'm ashamed to be fucking you lets uh do..this Tomura: ...fuck you this isn't tea [taps acrylic nails on bar] [cue intro music]
Dabi: so where did we meet? Tomura: that's a stupid question, you ugly ass motherfucker, the bar. Dabi: [sarcastically] aw babe you got it right Dabi: where...was our first date? Tomura: [glaring at him] the bar.. Dabi: way to fucking go... Dabi: what was your first impression of me? Tomura: that you were a rude asshole, nothing much has changed. Dabi: ... Tomura: ... Dabi: shut up.. Dabi: I'm skipping question four for confidential reasons...uh Dabi: do I have any weird obsessions? If so what? Tomura: well first off taking five hours to shit, smoking since you think it's edgy and cool, being a dick, making me feel like shi- Dabi: s h u t Dabi: how long have we been together? Tomura: one painful year.. Dabi: do we have any traditions? Tomura: every time we want to watch a movie together,you choose cool cat saves the kids
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Dabi: [chuckles nervously] Dabi: what was our first road trip? Tomura: when we kidnapped Bakugou and the AC broke,so we got ice cream and then Bakugou started sweating so- Dabi: lets not say all the details! Dabi: what was the first thing you noticed about me? Tomura: the scars Dabi: fuck you Tomura: ily Dabi: [video]
Dabi: what's my favorite restaurant? Tomura: ..chili's [shakes head] Dabi: what do we argue about the most? Tomura: everything! Dabi: who wears the pants in the relationship? Tomura: me, physically speaking Dabi: if I'm watching tv what's on? Tomura: audio only Dabi: Babe- ok... Dabi: what is one food I don't like freak? Tomura: ANYTHING I COOK FOR YOU! Dabi: what drink do I order when like we're out? Tomura: a nice tall large fat FILLED CUP OF LIQUER Dabi: damn... Dabi: what size shoe do I wear? Tomura: a one Dabi: you little bastard Dabi: what's my favorite sandwich? Tomura: just bread Dabi: Babe that's called toast Tomura: b r e a d Dabi: what is one talent I have? Tomura: not being a complete fuck up Dabi: aww Tomura: don't let that go to your head Dabi: what could I eat everyday if I could? Tomura: my d Dabi: ...ew Dabi: what is my favorite cereal? Tomura: um..rice crispies Dabi: no...it's lucky fucking charms Tomura: [frowns,viciously] Dabi: my favorite music? Tomura: metal you edge lord Dabi: my favorite sports team? Tomura: you hate sports Dabi: damn you really do know me Dabi: my eye color? Tomura: blue Dabi: who is my best friend? Tomura: me obviously Dabi: no Tomura: toga? Dabi: Hell no Tomura: WHO?! Dabi: hawks Twice: [sheds a tear and leaves room] Dabi: fucc Dabi: what is something you do that I wish you didn't? Tomura: [scratching his neck] scratching my neck Dabi: [video]
Dabi: where am I from? Tomura: Hell Dabi: close enough Dabi: what kind of cake would you make me on my birthday? Tomura: nothing, you wouldn't eat it motherfucker Dabi: do I play sports? Tomura: no Dabi: what can I spend hours doing? Tomura: nothing Dabi: I-...yeah Dabi: if I could live anywhere where would I live? Tomura: I don't know Dabi: anywhere you aren't Kai: why are you two together? [Dabi and Shigaraki look into 4th wall as the song plays]