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Dabi: as much as I'm ashamed to be fucking you lets uh do

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Dabi: as much as I'm ashamed to be fucking you lets uh do..this
Tomura: ...fuck you this isn't tea [taps acrylic nails on bar]
[cue intro music]

Dabi: so where did we meet?
Tomura: that's a stupid question, you ugly ass motherfucker, the bar.
Dabi: [sarcastically] aw babe you got it right
Dabi: where...was our first date?
Tomura: [glaring at him] the bar..
Dabi: way to fucking go...
Dabi: what was your first impression of me?
Tomura: that you were a rude asshole, nothing much has changed.
Dabi: ...
Tomura: ...
Dabi: shut up..
Dabi: I'm skipping question four for confidential reasons...uh
Dabi: do I have any weird obsessions? If so what?
Tomura: well first off taking five hours to shit, smoking since you think it's edgy and cool, being a dick, making me feel like shi-
Dabi: s h u t
Dabi: how long have we been together?
Tomura: one painful year..
Dabi: do we have any traditions?
Tomura: every time we want to watch a movie together,you choose cool cat saves the kids

Dabi: [chuckles nervously]Dabi: what was our first road trip?Tomura: when we kidnapped Bakugou and the AC broke,so we got ice cream and then Bakugou started sweating so-Dabi: lets not say all the details!Dabi: what was the first thing you noticed ...

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Dabi: [chuckles nervously]
Dabi: what was our first road trip?
Tomura: when we kidnapped Bakugou and the AC broke,so we got ice cream and then Bakugou started sweating so-
Dabi: lets not say all the details!
Dabi: what was the first thing you noticed about me?
Tomura: the scars
Dabi: fuck you
Tomura: ily
Dabi: [video]

Dabi: what's my favorite restaurant?
Tomura: ..chili's [shakes head]
Dabi: what do we argue about the most?
Tomura: everything!
Dabi: who wears the pants in the relationship?
Tomura: me, physically speaking
Dabi: if I'm watching tv what's on?
Tomura: audio only
Dabi: Babe- ok...
Dabi: what is one food I don't like freak?
Tomura: ANYTHING I COOK FOR YOU!
Dabi: what drink do I order when like we're out?
Tomura: a nice tall large fat FILLED CUP OF LIQUER
Dabi: damn...
Dabi: what size shoe do I wear?
Tomura: a one
Dabi: you little bastard
Dabi: what's my favorite sandwich?
Tomura: just bread
Dabi: Babe that's called toast
Tomura: b r e a d
Dabi: what is one talent I have?
Tomura: not being a complete fuck up
Dabi: aww
Tomura: don't let that go to your head
Dabi: what could I eat everyday if I could?
Tomura: my d
Dabi: ...ew
Dabi: what is my favorite cereal?
Tomura: um..rice crispies
Dabi: no...it's lucky fucking charms
Tomura: [frowns,viciously]
Dabi: my favorite music?
Tomura: metal you edge lord
Dabi: my favorite sports team?
Tomura: you hate sports
Dabi: damn you really do know me
Dabi: my eye color?
Tomura: blue
Dabi: who is my best friend?
Tomura: me obviously
Dabi: no
Tomura: toga?
Dabi: Hell no
Tomura: WHO?!
Dabi: hawks
Twice: [sheds a tear and leaves room]
Dabi: fucc
Dabi: what is something you do that I wish you didn't?
Tomura: [scratching his neck] scratching my neck
Dabi: [video]

Dabi: where am I from?
Tomura: Hell
Dabi: close enough
Dabi: what kind of cake would you make me on my birthday?
Tomura: nothing, you wouldn't eat it motherfucker
Dabi: do I play sports?
Tomura: no
Dabi: what can I spend hours doing?
Tomura: nothing
Dabi: I-...yeah
Dabi: if I could live anywhere where would I live?
Tomura: I don't know
Dabi: anywhere you aren't
Kai: why are you two together?
[Dabi and Shigaraki look into 4th wall as the song plays]

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