Tea Time with ShigaDabi

Brittney spears ft. hawks👁👄👁

Hawks: [chewing fried chicken at an ungodly loud way]
Tomura: why the hell are you here?
[cue intro music]

Hawks: why do you change the intro music every insert now?
Tomura: we only change it when we have a guest...which in every time now...since Dabi and I can't hold a conversation
Dabi: ...
Hawks: okay? 👌🏻
Dabi: so let's bash Brittney Spears
Hawks: why? What did she do?
Tomura: shaved her head
Hawks: ok?
Dabi: um
Hawks: soo I had a crush on her when I was younger
Dabi: [video]

Tomura: soooo would you rather not be able to listen to her music ever again or die
Dabi: the 1st one
Hawks: die she's a queen
Tomura: you know what hawks I'm done with your bullshit all you do here is sit around eat chicken steal MY boyfriend and do asmr
Hawks: [chewing chicken in a satisfying manner] no I don't
Tomura: get out of my VILLAIN LEAGUE
Dabi: babe calm down
Tomura: [turning to Dabi] silence
Hawks: lmao get rekt 😩🖕🏻👌🏻✨🍆💦
Tomura: HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH?!
Hawks: that's not the only thing I can do with my mouth 👁👅👁💦
Dabi: Yeah I should know
[Hawks and Dabi wrap an arm around each other and exit]
Tomura: [drops on his knees]
Overhaul: [entering]
Overhaul: "ladies take notes"
Tomura: OH COME ON