Solangelo oneshots

#12

Nico PoV:

"Hey, Nico! I need your help with something!" Annabeth called out.

If I had known what our conversation had led to, I would have ran like my doctor was trying to give me a shot. "What is it?" I asked.

"My cabin is trying to set up a class for the teenagers here, and we want you and Will to help me and Percy to teach it."

"And why would you want a gay couple to help teach a class? What class even is this?"

Spots of pink began to dot her cheeks. "It's, umm, sex education. And, ah, you know that you're definitely not the only gay couple at camp. We need your... experience."

I thought my cabin was soundproof!

"Yeah, sure."

And that is why I'm standing in front of my wide open closet, clothes scattered in a half-circle around me. Half of my closet was full of shirts with various gay things on them. The other half was black, so that stayed on the rack. I had decorated the inside of my closet with rainbow posters and the like, but now some of them were askew because I had been throwing clothes around. A beautiful poster of Brendon Urie was barely hanging by a single piece of tape.

I took a look around the rainbow clothes littering the floor. I could wear a hoodie and jeans, that would be simple. Or I could wear a t-shirt with my floor-length rainbow cape. It all depends on how much of a stereotype I want to be today. Assuming Will goes for his usual of a hoodie and jeans, I'll copy him. I chose the black hoodie with a horizontal rainbow wrapping around it. To be honest, I probably stole this hoodie from Will.

The sound of a fist knocking on the door startled me out my rainbow-filled thoughts. I quickly laced up a pair of black converse and went to open the door. Will stood there with a big, dog-like grin on his face and a box labels 'toys' in his arms.

"W-Will! Why are you bringing those?!"

"Annabeth asked me to, plus it's an important part in your sex education." Was his smart-ass reply.

"Fine, just make sure no one touches them. I don't want grimy teenage germs being shoved up my ass later."

That earned me a laugh as I bounded down the Hades cabin steps. Annabeth had set up a giant white sheet and a projector near the fireworks beach, so we headed down there. I noticed a few strange looks from campers probably wondering why the camp's well known gay couple was heating down to the class. Will was chuckling a bit, while my head was so far in my hood that I might as well be a walking hoodie.

By the time the grass was fading to sand, Annabeth had waved us over. She seemed a little busy, but Percy was nervously fidgeting with the water. By fidgeting I mean he was creating huge waves and barely keeping them from hitting our class setup. Annabeth was nervously glancing his way every few seconds to make sure that no water would hit us or the gathering crowd.

It seemed that most of the camp was gathering for this class. Great, I get to humiliate myself for everyone!

"Hey campers!" Annabeth yelled. "Find a blanket or something from a bin over there," she pointed to a black bin next to the projector, "and settle in."

Percy walked over to stand by Annabeth as she turned on the projector. The screen lit up with a blue screen, then changing to a PowerPoint. The screen was white with a simple font reading, "Camp Half-blood Sexual Education." I already heard the snickering in the crowd. Annabeth motioned for Will and I to stand by the screen as she clicked her fancy clicker thing in her hand. The slide changed to show two pictures. One was an egg, the other a sperm cell. Annabeth somehow now had a pointy stick which she pointed up at the screen.