oh, shit

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'what is that?' said dariush, coughing.

We stood up and starting alking towards the pod-thing.

'it's a dragon capsule.' said Alex.

and that is...

'how do you know all this stuff?' asked gabriel.

gabriel, back at it again with the important questions.

'there's a reason my mum sent me to outdoor camp.' replied Alex.

'oh jeez that things huge.' I said once we'd reached the dragon capsule (I still don't know what that is).

'what the hell?' said dariush.

gabriel went closer to the capsule to touch it.

'NO DONT TOUCH IT, DUDE.' shouted Alex, but it was too late.

gabriel - as the dimwit he is - had touched the damned thing and burnt his hand.

he winced and flicked his hand to take away any pain - which probably didn't work but whatever.

'it's still hot from re-entry.' said Alex, sounding like someone who thinks/ knows they know more than everyone else and that they're right.

like a stereotypical mother or grandmother perhaps.

'oh does anyone have any water?' asked dariush as zhenzhen handed him a bottle of water form her bag.

'good idea.' said Alex, hoping that dariush would be using it to cool down the capsule so we could open it.

'thanks thanks.' said dariush

he did not.

instead dariush took the bottle and drank most of it.

way to go dude.

gabriel looked at dariush in despair, ' you serious?'

'what?' dariush asked.

'gimmie it.' gabriel said while cradling his burnt hand.

he took it swiftly and started to spray the capsules window.

the water hissed madly as it heated up from touching the boiling metal and glass.

'what' repeated dariush.

my god his vocabulary is tiny.

'wait, you're not seriously gonna open that thing are you?' asked dariush

'dude, there could be someone in there' I said once gabriel had stopped spraying it.

'no, leave it be, alright?' said dariush, walking forwards, only to touch some black goo from he side of the capsule - ew.

'what?' murmered Alex.

'we don't know what this shit is.' he said, holding up the fingers that had the goo on them.

'don't touch it.'said Alex, obviously repulsed while dariush sniffed his fingers.

' ew' said dariush as he wiped it on his shoes, 'this is the animal kingdom out here bitches. all right, survival of the fit-'

just then the window popped out (literally) and hit dariush's back.

huh. ironic.

thin smoke was coming out of the hole where the window had been and, as far as I could see, the inside was pitch black.

slowly, we all inched closer to see what was going on.

'hello, is anybody in here?' asked gabriel into the capsule.

no gabriel, its a load of puppies from outerspace - of course there's somebody in there or the door probably wouldntve opened. I mean, we didn't set it off or anything so it must've been from the inside.

We started to poke our heads through the gap - stupid, but whatever - and just as the tip of my nose entered the capsule a hand reached out and grabbed the rim of the hole where the door had been.

'AH' I screamed as I jumped back, and landed on top of someone.

《 happy together 》 ~ gabriel x reader DISCONTINUEDWhere stories live. Discover now