Fire Emblem x Reader (REQUESTS AND LEMONS ACCEPTED!!!)

Saizo x Reader x Takumi- Training Tirade

"KYAAAAAAA!"

-CLANG-

"Nice try (Name), but you won't get me so easily."

Saizo and (Name) were sparring in a field behind the castle, preparing for the battle. (Name) was a proficient (weapon(s)) user, Saizo being a ninja, fought with shurikens.

"Oof!"

The (hair color) (gender) had fallen to the ninja's last blow, landing flat on their back.

-THUD-

Saizo turned around, glaring at the aggressor who's arrow had grazed his cheek. His expression had changed however when he saw who it was.

"Lord Takumi?! What treason is this?"

"My apologies Saizo. From my angle you looked to be attacking my darling (name), and I believed you were trying to kill them."

The ninja snorted. "''Your' (name)? I think not. They seem to like me better, seeing all the time that is spent with me."

"And is all of this time spent sparring? What other activities do you two do together. They obviously like ME more!"

''Oh boy' you thought to yourself. 'Here's to yet another argument. I wonder how long this one will last.'

----------TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY TAKUMI THE PINEAPPLE PRINCE OF HOSHIDO----------

"Both of you shut up!"

The pair, who had been arguing for more than an hour, turned to face you.

"If you two are going to fight like this, then I'll make the decision for you both. "I choose..."

_SAIZO_

"Saizo, for always sparring with me and having my back. Sorry Takumi, but you have to find love somewhere else. Kagero and Orachi seem to like you well enough."

"Thank you for your feedback (name). He turned and glared at Saizo. "If you ever hurt her, I will see that your death is painful. Extremely so."

"Understood Milord." He then looked at the (weapon) wielder. "Let us go now my love.

_Takumi_

"Takumi, for always staying with me and helping me whenever I need it. I am so sorry Saizo, but you can find love in other people of the camp. Try Obaro or Hana, they should be good places to start."

"Thank you for considering anyways. And Lord Takumi, royalty or not, If you hurt them, I may reciprocate."

"Understood. Thank you for choosing me (name). I love you."

_Neither_

"Neither of you because both of you are being dicks about something that could easily be resolved."

They turned away from the speechless pair, leaving them as they walked around the castle.

_Both_

"Both of you. I can't choose one, so you're both mine."

"But (name)...

The (weapon) wielding (gender) grinned, grabbing one of each of their wrists. "Nope. Both of you have to get along as of now."

The two exchanged a knowing glance, then returned to the focus of their earlier fight.

"Yes Lord (Name)."

_____Sorry the ending says lord, but it's a gender neutral class! Like, comment, and I'll see you all next chapter!