Fire Emblem x Reader (REQUESTS AND LEMONS ACCEPTED!!!)

Rinkah x Reader x Rinko (Male Rinkah)

(Name) was in the castle kitchen, the smell of (favorite dish) wafting through the halls. Rinkah and Rinko both found them there, apron on and placing their creation on a plate.

"Smells good (Name). What'd you make?

The (weapon class) fighter blushed at Rinko's compliment, ducking their head slightly. "It's (favorite dish). Do you two want to try it?"

The twins looked at each other and shrugged. "Why not. What do you think Rinko? It looks and smells fine to me."

The male oni savage smirked. "I don't see why not."

The twins each grabbed a (utensil) and tried a bite of the dish.

"This is great (Name)!"

The twins glared at each other.

"There's enough to share, you two. No arguing over the (Favorite dish)."

Rinkah smirked and grabbed (Name)'s wrist. "But there's not enough of you to share."

Rinko grabbed their other wrist, mirroring his twin's expression. "So, who do you choose darling? We won't let go until you choose."

_RINKAH_

"I choose Rinkah."

The female smirked, her brother dropping (Name)'s other arm with a pout. "I'll leave you two alone then. Have fun."

She swiftly smacked her twin in the forehead. "Nothing of that sort will be happening. Now come along (Name) darling. Let's go spar for a bit, and I can maybe repay you for the food.

She grabbed the (Gender) fighter's wrist again, kissed their cheek gently, and dragged them off to who-knows-where.

_RINKO_

"I choose Rinko."

He grinned at his twin. "Move along now Rinca darling, (Name) and I have places to be, things to do."

"No funny business or I will come save them, and they will no longer be yours. Understood?

"Yes Rinkah. Now come along (Name), let's go to town. I heard that there's a new restaurant, and it's the least I can do to pay you back for the meal."

He grabbed their wrist again, pulling them out of the kitchen and castle towards town. Once they were out on the street, he let go of their wrist and kissed their cheek, then pulled them to the restaurant, disappearing into the crowd.

_NEITHER_

"I choose neither of you. I can't deal with the arguing and need some peace and quiet. Now, out of my kitchen!"

They pushed the twins out of the door with the dish, then shut it and turned back to their counter.

"Damn. Now I have to make myself a new (Favorite dish)!"

_BOTH_

"I.... can't choose..."

The twins glanced at one another.

"You know Rinkah, I think that there IS enough of them to share. What about you?"

She glanced between her brother and then back to the apparent chef. "I don't see why not."

They each grabbed one of the (gender)'s arms, then kissed one of the (weapon class) wielder's cheeks, their cheeks flaring.

"So Rinkah, any ideas?"

"Only a few Rinko. Bun none of which as terrible as any of yours. Kindly cleanse your mind before trying anything with (Name), and you'll live to see another day."

_____SORRY AGAIN FOR THE ENDING, AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! LATER CHIO HUMANS!!!!!_____