Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

Screw Squidward

(Y/N) House

*knock knock*

(Y/N)'s irritable tapping foot came to a halt at the sudden noise.

She glanced at the door, fearing that it was Squidward. She cautionally got up and opened the door, a loud underwater squeak emanating from it. Bubbles rising to the surface above.

On the other side stood the man, the myth, the legend, Spongebob the pants of square. She sighed in relief under her breath. She forgot he had called her about her tea invite not too long ago.

"Oh, hi Spongebob! Please, come in!"

His shoes squeaked as he handsomely strode past her welcoming gesture.

"Hi-ya, (Y/N)! Thank you for letting me come over!" He stopped suddenly, turning to her with a confused expression... that was extremely fake, but (Y/N) didn't notice. "Oh gee, where's Squidward?" He pressed a finger to his cheek in question.

"Uhh... he ummmm," (Y/N) wasn't sure how to break the news to her friend. Squidward was his friend too and she didn't want to speak lowly of him, especially since they had all just met each other that morning

"He just left." She was clearly distressed.

"Are you okay, (Y/N)?" Spongebob asked.

She bit her bottom lip. "Yeah, I'm fine. Really."

He took her flipper in his spongy, yellow hand. "Oh no, did he do something? I know he has quite the temper. UmU" UmU was said aloud.

(Y/N) was still very reluctant to speak down upon Squidward, but Spongebob was seeing right through her like a recently cleaned Trump Towers window. "I mean... he did lose his temper a bit."

"Over what?"

Oh fudge nuggets. (Y/N) couldn't say it had anything to do with Spongebob, he was too innocent for that. She had to think of an excuse and pretty damn fast. "Oh- um- we didn't have the same taste in... dessert. It kind of got blown out of proportion."

Spongebob, being his cute self, was sitting in the comfy living room chair, kicking his legs back and forth listening to his new friend's story.

"I'm sorry to hear that!" Of course, that evil little bastard knew exactly what went down. (Y/N) just lied to his fucking ass clown of a face. That whore. "BAHAHAHAHAHHA, y'know this situation reminds me of a funny story!"

(Y/N) smiles at the young sponge. "What is it?"

He grins innocently. "Squidward once gave me a pie that was actually a BOMB, but it didn't explode so it's fine! BAHAHAHHAHA!"

"...what?"

"And there was this other time..." Spongebob began, placing his finger to his cheek like he was remembering something. "Actually this one happens all the time, he always yells and me and Patrick from out his window in a very aggressive way! What a kidder! BAHAHAHAHHA!"

(Y/N) was taken aback. "That's not... very funny, Spongebob. That's very mean of him actually. Possibly illegal with the bomb thing..."

"Oh, he didn't mean it, (Y/N)!" He did his little laugh once again.

(Y/N) crossed her arms in annoyance at Squidward's actions. Apparently he is rude to EVERYONE and not just her. Great. "I dunno, Spongebob. Maybe you should stay away from him... maybe I should too."

As she turned to grab Spongebob a cup of tea he maliciously grinned from behind.

"... Maybe we should."