Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

Jellyfish Devil

Spongebob knocked on (Y/N)'s door the morning after their previous conversation. He had left her there crying after their long talk because she wouldn't shut the fuck up, but he blamed it on the fact he needed to feed Gary. Aka, he still seemed like a good soul in her eyes.

He had a new plan now.

With a bouquet of flowers picked from his own backyard, he was ready to ask (Y/N) on a date. As Spongebob waited for (Y/N) to answer the door, he checked his squeaky shoes to make sure they were tied (he did have to look professional after all. This was going to be a date). He rocked back and forth on his heels, waiting.

The door swung open (fucking finally) exposing (Y/N) in a pastel yellow dress that kind of matches Spongebob.

"Oh hi, Spongebob! How are you?" (Y/N) said. She always seemed to feel happier whenever Spongebob was around. He gave off such great vibes. "Sorry I was such a mess last night."

"BAHAHAHAHAH! It's no big deal! That's what I'm here for." He held out the bouquet. "Here! I brought these to make you feel better!"

(Y/N) grabbed them out of his hands in excitement. She shoved them up to her nostrils to breathe in the fresh flower smell. "Ah! You're so sweet! I love flowers. Thank you so much!"

"Who doesn't?" A sweet smile spread across his face. "But, I didn't just come over to check up on you. I had something to ask you..."

She put down the flowers and looked up at her sweet cinnamon bun of a neighbor. "What is it, Spongebob?"

Spongebob managed a blush across his cute little cheeks. He cupped one of his cheeks in his hands and closed his eyes with a big goofy smile.

"Umm... would you like to go on a dattteeeeeee???? UWU????" UwU was said aloud. Spongebob said.

A blush spread across (Y/N)'s face as well. She didn't really like Spongebob like that, but he was so sweet and she was honored he had a crush on her! How could she say no??? Maybe she would grow to have feelings if she just gave him a chance? It doesn't hurt to try. "Well, sure Spongebob! What do you want to do?" A sincere smile was spread across (Y/N)'s face.

He giggled. "I was thinking we could go jellyfishing!"

(Y/N) frowned. "Oh... I'm really sorry Spongebob but I'm severely allergic to jellyfish. Why don't we do something else."

Perfect. Just perfect. That's all the info he needed...

"Well, of course, (Y/N)! How about we blow some bubbles at Goo Lagoon? Are you free now?"

"Of course!" She took his hand he held out for her. "I would love to."

"Perfect!" He maliciously smiled. But she didn't see it.