Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

The Finale

(play music while reading)

"Put down the knife, Squidward." Spongebob didn't even have to look at him to know he had a knife in hand. "You can't defeat me. Just surrender and we can pretend none of this happened. We can be lovers. That or you die. And I reaaalllly don't want you to die, Squidward."

"Then I guess I'll die." He paused. "Or you."

Dramatic Hawaiian music (aka megalovania) was slowly playing in the distance. Squidward held onto the knife tighter as he was struggling to watch Spongebob's every move. Spongebob was calm and poised, he wasn't going to let Squidward know his strike was coming.

His special spatula was hidden in his pants, ready to be pulled out (that's what she said) at will. He sharpened it every day, but he hoped he would never have to use it against Squidward.

Squidward lunged at him just as he expected, he perried before stabbing him in the side with his Spatula. It only skimmed his flesh lightly, enough to make him bleed a good amount, but not enough to kill. It only slowed him down for a second before Squidward leaped into another attack.

"You're going to die for what you've done to (Y/N)!"

Spongebob giggled "Bahahaha" as his blue eyes slowly turned red. He blocked each of Squidward's attacks perfectly as he striked over and over again. Squidward may have been tough, but he was slowing down. "Why do you even love her, Squidward? She's hurt you over and over again. She's the cruelest person on Earth. But you love her. Why is that?"

"Because she would never lock someone up in a basement like a psychopath!"

Spongebob smiled, knocking Squidward down. He towered above him, spatula held against his neck. "No. That's not the real reason. What is it, Squidward? What is it that makes her so much better than me? I was nice to you all these years and you just kept pushing me away."

"I- I... I don't know."

"That's what I thought." Spongebob swung his Spatula forward, ready to slice... but what it hit was not Squidward's throat.

A tiny green penis was sliced in half, mid-air, protecting Squidward from the attack.

"Plankton!" Squidward cried out. But Plankton only looked back and smiled.

"Kill that mother fucker." Plankton said. "For my sake."

With that Plankton slowly closed his eye and took a slow deep breath. The last one he would ever take.

Anger kept boiling up inside Squidward. This was too much! First (Y/N) and now green dick?! That motherfucker is going to pay!

Squidward swung the knife at Spongebob and cut through his spongy body, marking up his white shirt and tie in the process. He was ready to kill.

Spongebob stumbled backward, clutching his chest. "M-my tie." His blood-red eyes boiled with rage as he jumped at Squidward who dodged with the grace of a blessed monk. Spongebob was in shock, Squidward's power was... over 9000.

Squidward stood in front of him again.

"Don't do this Squidward. I'll free (Y/N), just let me go and we can pretend this never happened."

"It's too late for that, Spongebob! You have gone too far and now you've got to pay!" Squidboy has gone completely ape-shit

"I COULD'VE LOVED YOU, SQUIDWARD! I COULD'VE MADE YOU HAPPY! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH THAT BITCH FOREVER. IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?" Spongebob kept launching at Squidward but the tears in his eyes stopped him from being successful.