Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

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"Hurry up you ignorant slut!"

Squidward flinched at the sound of Plankton's high pitched wailing. It was fucking insufferable. No wonder Karen hated his ass. "It's 3 am, no one's gonna see us you idiot." He mumbled under his nasally breath while he unlocked the glass door to the Krusty Krab.

Plankton's ass cheeks tightened by the insult, but kept his mouth shut just in case anyone was around. For now he decided to turn his focus to the sweet aroma of expired meat as the Krusty Krab doors swung open. Yummy.

Squidward walked his way through the dark restaurant, able to navigate between the primary color tables. He swung open Mr. Krab's office door. He jumped back at the sight of a figure.

"...oh shit." Plankton mumbled under his breath.

Squidward gulped. "Oh h-hello Mr. Krabs." It was too dark to tell who was in the room, but a dark shadow was present in front of them. Who else could it be other than the old man himself? "Why are you sitting in the dark?"

With a flick of a lightswitch, the figure appeared to not be Mr. Krabs, but a pile of money in the shape of a sex doll, cum lining the opening at the buttom.

Plankton shielded his eye. "Oh, Jesus fucking christ, Eugene!" He turned to Squidboy, eye still covered. "Why do you work for this bitch?"

"I don't know, Plankton, I really don't know..."

Squidward tried to step over the cum spills throughout the office and navigate his way to the safe behind the desk. He knew the lock combo by heart. Mr. Krabs never noticed when he walked into his office to clock in so he had seen it plenty of times to observe.

"69, 04, 20..." He said allowed.

"Nice." Plankton said as he watched Squidward open the safe.

He then began to rub his tiny stubs together menacingly as an evil grin formed on his dumbass face. All those years... and now he will finally have it! The secret formula will be his!!!

"OPEN IT UP BASTARD!" Plankton was so excited. He couldn't hold anything in anymore.

Squidward would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued himself. Taking the paper out of the glass bottle, he unraveled it before his and Plankton's eyes.

Their eyes widened in unison. "Oh my fucking god."

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(Y/N) and Spongebob sat on a towel together, blowing bubbles as they watched them float angelically above the lagoon waters.

It was crazy for (Y/N) to admit this, but she was actually having a good time with Spongebob as her DATE!

Spongebob glanced over at (Y/N) and... the way she blew bubbles was kinda sexy tbh. Damn, I wish I could blow Squidward like that.

After a while of blowing bubbles, (Y/N) just stopped and just watched Spongebob laugh and enjoy bubble blowing. Spongebob would hum cute tunes to himself or talk about his adventures with Patrick and/or Gary and/or Sandy and/or Squidward and/or the "my leg" guy as he blew.

(Y/N) found herself to pay more attention to Spongebob's stories when it involved Squidward in it. She wasn't sure why. She HATED him at the moment but she couldn't help but feel like she is getting to know Squidward more from his stories.

Maybe there was still something between them.

She cringed. No. She couldn't think about such things when on a date with someone else. Someone else she was kind of falling for.

Spongebob is a super cutie and is ALWAYS nice! Squidward on the other hand was the one who yelled at your face and grabbed your wrist, (Y/N) thought to herself. She would find herself thinking this every so often, zoning in and out of Spongebob's stories.

"Hey, (Y/N), I've been talking about me for so long, why don't you tell me about yourself! BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA...

To be continued (This is spoken in that french dudes accent who narrates the fucking show)