Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

Pregananancyo

(Y/N)'s (e/c) stunningly beautiful orbs fluttered open. The sunlight of morning falling through the window as she glanced at the naked sponge beside her. She smiled and watched her lover snore sexily. She couldn't believe last night actually happened. It was like a fever dream... a really good fever dream. Who would've thought a square would be magical in the bedroom?

Spongebob's bright blue eyes soon blinked open. He gave (Y/N) a buck tooth smile as he scooted his tiny yellow body towards her naked fish scales. "Last night was great, (Y/N)."

She smiled, trying to be cute and quirky UWU. "It really was, Spongebob."

Spongebob gave (Y/N) a quick peck on the cheek and smiled once again at her. The ocean light hit the sponge, making him glow with yellow hue. "How about we go for another round?"

(Y/N) giggled. "Sure thing! Just let me go to the restroom real quick, okay?" She returned his peck on the cheek before getting up from her bed to put on her silky nightgown that was so thin you could still see her alluring figure underneath. She slowly put it on to give Sponegbob a quick show before exiting to her restroom.

She opened the bathroom cabinet, wanting to brush her crusty teeth, when something caught her eye. A pregananancyo test. Her friend from her hometown gave it to her as a joke and it now held sentimental value. But it gave her a thought. What if... she was pregananto? They both were so in the moment last night that using protection wasn't even a passing thought.

I know what you're thinking. "You can't tell if you're pregnant until weeks later!" Well guess what, you're a fucking fish, it works differently. FUCK OFF!

Anxiety started to form in the pit of her stomach as she picked up the pink package. Now the sentimental gift was actually being put into use. She removed the wrapping and started to fish piss all over that little bitch. Her heart was pounding now. What would she do if she was preganananananteo? Her whole life would be turned upside down. She hasn't even THOUGHT about having kids yet!!! Nor was she financially stable. Why else would she be living in such a low class sea town?

More and more thoughts and anxieties flooded her head until the test results came in.

....Positive...

Oh no.... She was PREGANANTO!

Her heart sank. Tears started to form behind her eyes as she held back her sobs with her hand. She couldn't let Spongebob hear her! She couldn't let him know about this. It was so embarrassing... and what if he was so upset he would want her to get an abortion??? Spongebob didn't seem like the type of Sponge that was ready for a child either. Hell, he was basically a child himself! He can't go one day without crying like a little bitch every time it's closing time at the Krusty Krab!

....and it's not like a fry cook would bring in a lot of income for a family either.

Oh god... do I even WANT to be with Spongebob?! I know it would be best for our child but... I am not sure that I want to settle down with him. Last night just seemed like a one night stand. Maybe a friends' with benefits type thing. I wanted to at least hoe around for a few more months before I got serious here in the Bikini Bottom. (Y/N) thought.

"(Y/N), are you alright in there?" (Y/N) heard in the distance. Shit. She had to act fast. Depose of the preganato testo, wipe away the tears, and go back to Spongebob before he got more concerned.

"I'm fine... I'm just pooping!" She yelled. It was the only excuse she could think of.

A sheep-like laugh was heard throughout the entire house. God he is the father of (Y/N)'s child....

She had made her decision. Spongebob couldn't know. She just didn't want to be that serious with him (even if he was good in bed) and there was no way in hell she wanted him around her child. What if they picked up his laugh??? Also... what the HELL would this child look like?! A fish/sponge fuck up shit show??? Damn.

She had to move out of Bikini Bottom. As soon as Spongebob left she would put the house on the market and start searching for apartments. She had to get out before her preganatecyo started to show... which was a very short amount of time considering (Y/N) is a fish.

"(Y/N)? You sure you're okay? It's been 30 minutes and I'm getting kind of horny! BAHAHAHHA!"

He did that stupid ass laugh again, that's it. (Y/N) grabbed her pink cheetah print bathrobe and wrapped it around herself as she stormed out of the bathroom.

Spongebob saw her storm by, angrily putting on her shoes.

"(Y/N)? W-where are you going?"

"Out." She muttered. She didn't know where she was going, but she couldn't stay around him... not after what she just found out.

(Y/N) kept walking away from her home only to realize that she didn't have many friends here in the Bikini Bottom... where is she going? She began to feel lonely and more afraid.

She knew she had to see him. She knew she had to see...

Squidward.