Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

Friend Zoned and Hatsu Miku

Squidward's tentacle shook nervously as he knocked lightly on (Y/N)'s door. He wasn't sure if it was too soon to visit her or not after last night's situation and all.

But he knew he had to. He had to see if she was okay and he had to hang out with her before Spongebob would find some stupid way to get to her again despite him working 24/7 from now on.

(Y/N) slowly opened the door. She greeted Squidward with a smile and remnants on tears from hours of crying (it looked like she was high). She was actually glad to see him. After everything she went through, Squidward was there for her along with Plankton! She owed the both of them big time.

"Do you want some Earl Grey tea?" (Y/N) asked, gesturing for him to sit on the floral sofa.

Squidward complied and happily sat his Nikki Minaj sized sexy ass on the couch. "Yes, thank you." He paused, not wanting to bring up last night but it was obvious she wasn't going to. "How are you doing, (Y/N)?"

She hesitated for a moment as she was making her neighbor his tea. She wasn't sure what to say next. She sighed and said, "I'm doing better than before, thank you...."

Squidward wasn't sure what else to say. The water and bubbles around them could also feel how fucking awkward the atmosphere was. He needed to do something to win her over at least a little bit. It was pretty obvious she had no feelings for him. "Ya know, (Y/N), are-" He gulped. "Are you okay living by yourself after everything that just happened? Because I wouldn't mind if you maybe wanted to stay with me for a few nights- er- I have a spare bedroom."

(Y/N) was silent, not sure what to say. She really didn't want to be put into this weird buttsnack of a conversation. "Sorry Squid, but I am a strong ass woman." She flexed her arm in an attempt to lighten the mood and sat down across from him in her chair.

Oh snap. Squiddy's heart. It cracked a little bit. Did you hear it? If you didn't, imagine Thanos's clapping ass cheeks, it sounded like that.

"T-that's okay. I just figured I would offer, ya know? Harharhar..." He did that stupid laugh he does when his nose moves on it's own like it's about to sexually molest something. Why the hell does it move like that?

"Thank you so much for the offer, but really, I'm okay." (Y/N) said now, more serious. She didn't want to be rude but there was no need for her to move in with him. There wasn't really a need for him to even be here with her. It was a sweet gesture, but she needed to heal. Alone. But was she really going to be an asshole about it?

Squidward nodden in reply and stared into his tea. He wasn't sure to say now. Shit got HELLA MEGA awkward, yo. "Well, I, um-" He pulled out a movie dvd from his a s s. "I brought over a copy of Minions if you wanted to watch something to cheer yourself up..." He handed it to her shyly, hoping she would offer for him to watch it with her.

She glanced at the movie. The yellow fuckers on the case resembled Spongeboob too much. Tears started streaming from her face. She never wanted to see the color of the yellow ever again!!!! "God- I'm Sorry Squidward..." She said, shoving the dvd back at Squidward. He clutched it to his brown brown shirt chest that now hurt even more.

He couldn't lose her.

He couldn't piss her off like last time.

Squidward was a hot ass motha fucka. He was going to win her over. He. Was. A. Playa. And he gets the ladies. "Well..." He didn't know what else to do so he very stupidly put on a new confident attitude, kinda like Shrek. He wrapped an arm around her shoulder on the sofa. "You more into the Emoji Movie? Bee Movie even? Ya like jazz?"

She cried louder. Why do all of the great movies have yellow main characters?!?! Embarrassed, she put her head in her hands and continued to sob uncontrollably like the bitch she was.