Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

HUZZAH-

"Okay, so here's the plan you squid fuck." Plankton pointed a tiny stub at the sexy squid man as he sat on said sexy squid man's couch in said sexy squid man's home. "I bet on Spongebob's contract with Eugene. I cheat, obviously, and win over that pussy ass sponge. Then I can keep him occupied with work and... maybe some other things. That's when you swing in and get yo girl when that motha fucka gone."

Squidward nodded in agreement as the evil fuckwad of a guy shared his evil master plans. He would do anything to have (Y/N)! (he also liked the idea of not working with Spongebob, that's a bonus)

"I assume we take action tomorrow morning?" Squidward asked nasally.

Plankton sighed, jumping off the very tall (for him) couch. "Yeah, bitch. Meet me at my Chum place. Peace out whore." He managed to do the peace sign with his stubs as he made his way toward Squidward's door. Before he could reach the doorknob, the door swung open and squished his tiny bottom. "HUZZAH-" ((This is the sound effect from the "is-is it real? Vine with the two ladies and the fake rat)) He screamed before getting cut off by a voice he had never heard before.

"Squidward!" (Y/N) cried, tears flowing down her cheeks. Squidward gazed in shock and awe. She was beautiful... even when she sobbing like a pussy. "I-I messed up..." She threw her head into her fins, shaking her head.

Squidward bolted toward (Y/N), completely ignoring Plankton who was dusting himself off, and took her into an embrace. As he rushed to help his beautiful crush in need, he accidentally squished Plankton under his foot.

"HUZZAH-"

Squidward's tentacles wrapped around (Y/N). She was so warm. He blushed. "W-what happened (Y/N)?" He lead her to the couch to sit down beside him, one arm still wrapped around her shoulders.

"I-I..." She couldn't manage words. Her sobs just became intensified by 9000. She didn't even know where to begin! Did he even know that she went on a date with Spongeboob?! Probably not... god this will take a shit long time to explain. She stared blankly ahead, trying to get all of her thots together. "Yesterday... me and *pathetic hiccup* Spongebob went to the *pathetic hiccup* beach and then I invited him *stupid bitch hiccup* over for tea. That's when..."

Squidward watched her closely, not sure where this was going. He was trying his damn best not to freak out that Spongebob was hanging out with her but whatever. That will be fixed soon......

"We had...."

Squidward's eyes widened. Oh hail no.

"I'm preganantttyo with Spongebob's child, Squidward!" She grabbed both of his shoulders. "I don't know what to do!! I don't want his gay kid!"

She sobbed into his cute brown brown shirt. Boy was this fool pissed, but he knew not to get MAX(goof)IMUM OVERDRIVE pissed off in front of (Y/N). He kept his cool the best way he could. He had to be there for her. He- he loved her....

"It's alright, (Y/N)... I promise everything will get better. Is there anything I can do for you?" Squidward asked.

(Y/N) paused, letting go of his arms. What... could he do for her? Why did she come to him? He couldn't do shit!

"I'll tell you what we do." Plankton was now on the couch beside her, tiny stub on her knee.

"The fuck?" (Y/N) stuttered.

"We're going to take care of that child. Together. The three of us." He said assuringly.

(Y/N) had no idea who the fuck this tiny green penis was... but his words were... reassuring. They would both be great dads.

"The name's Sheldon J. Plankton, and I can do one of both things for ya, kid. First, I can raise this child as my own along with Karen, my computer wife or..."

"Or?"

"Or I can literally go up inside your woohah and abort that fucker right here and now. Your call." He said with a smile.

(Y/N) gulped. The choice was going to be a difficult one to make.

"(Y/N)...." Squidward said. "No matter what choice you make, I'll be here for you. The both of us will."

"I don't want this child Squidward... I don't want to be with Spongebob. I can't raise a family with him...." Tears were still coming down her beautiful face

"I SAID YOU COULD RAISE IT WITH US BITCH!" Plankton screamed but he was ignored. He was too tiny to be heard.... His screaming voice was softer I guess.

Squidward closed his eyes and took in a deep breath. One of relief and worry. "I understand, (Y/N). But... what happens after this?"

She stayed silent for a moment. She wasn't sure if she should tell Squidward her plan. But fuck it, this chapter needs to move along. "I move to a different town."

Squidward's sad little heart broke inside.

"So uhhh..." Plankton muttered. "Am I going up your woohah or..."

(Y/N) gulped, wiped her tears and took a long sigh. After a minute of recovery she nodded her head towards the angry green penis.