Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)

50 Shades of Sponge

(Y/N)'s vision blurred in and out of focus. Her head was pounding and she could feel her wound pulse. Blood was all over her gucci Louis voltron dress. The cut hurt like shit but it wasn't deep (that's what she said). Spongebob made sure that (Y/N) would be able to live, and experience all of the pain.

"(Y/N)?"

Although her ears were ringing, she swore she heard someone call her name in the darkness.

"(Y/N)!"

(Y/N) snapped out of the hazy dream she was engulfed in, taking in the dark environment. Where was she?

"W-who's there?" She whimpered, her voice weak.

"It's Plankton, bitch."

(Y/N) blushed almost immediately. "Plankton desu-nya?"

Plankton shivered at that nasty ass comment. What the hell kinda weeb ass shit was this? "Don't 'desu-nya' me, not when we're both FUCKED."

"Oh. Oh no." The intensity of the situation they were both in dawned on (Y/N), tears welling up in her eyes. "What's Spongeboob going to do to us?" She sniffled.

Plankton sighed. He shouldn't have been so harsh on (Y/N). They were in this together now. "I don't know... but I can't say we're going to make it out of this alive." Although (Y/N) could barely see him in the jar he resided in, she was able to make out his head nudging to the right. She followed his movement until her eyes laid upon a dead seastar in the corner. Oh mother fucking shit.

"No. No!" She wheezed. "We're going to end up like that rotting fat bastard!"

Plankton took a moment to think. He wanted to say something reassuring, but what was there to say? There was no way to escape this cellar. He shivered, turning his attention back to (Y/N). "Are you alright? How did you end up down here?"

"Spongebob and I were just talking about Squidward and then he fucking shanked me!... how did you get here?" (Y/N) said casually as she was holding onto her stab wound like it was a baby bump or some shit.

"He kidnapped me in the Krusty Krab. I was getting in the way of his gay ass 'plan' I guess."

The chain attached to (Y/N)'s ankle clattered as she tried to get more comfortable. "His plan? The fuck you talking about, Willis?"

Plankton's little red eye widened as his stubby little penis like body took a step back in the jar. "He didn't tell you?"

"It seems that you're finally awake, (Y/N)." Spongebob said. His silhouette was outlined from the light coming from his pineapple home at the top of the stairs. An old bloody spatula was the only thing in his sweaty little mits.

For the first time in forever ;) (Y/N) felt true fear. She couldn't believe a yellow sea sponge was actually intimidating her. She quivered. "What do you want? What did we ever do to you?"

Spongebob chuckled, making his way down the steps as the door slammed behind him. "So many things, (Y/N). So many things."

(Y/N) still had no idea what the fresh titty milk Spongebob was going on about.

Spongebob did an annoyed sigh, for he now has to explain his evil plan once again.

"I am gay for Squidward and your fat woman ass is getting in the way of my Queer Eye love story! You heterosexual motherfucker."

(Y/N) backed up against the wall. "B-but Spongebob. I don't even like Squidward that way!" She cried. "You can have him, just let me go!"

"It's not that easy, (Y/N), Squidward has fallen for you since you moved here. I soon realized that he won't stop loving you, so I have to remove you from the picture entirely."

"Oh shit." Plankton said to himself. He always thought he was the biggest baddy the Bikini Bottom had, but this yellow bastard took evil to a whole new level. Like. His motherfucker tiny ass just wanted a recipe and maybe some poontang.

"It would be so easy for me to kill you both right now. But sadly I just can't do that. Not yet."

(Y/N) sighed in relief. Yet her heart began to race faster. If he wasn't going to kill them both... then what was he going to do?

"What are ya gonna do to us, you sick piece of shit?" Plankton spat.

Spongebob kicked his jar.

"HUZZAH-"

"I can't just let you two get away from what you've done to me. You've made our growing relationship so much more complicated, you see. There has to be consequences for that."

Spongebob's eyes grew darker. Sinister even. "And I especially need you, (Y/N)." He approached her, grabbing ahold of her chin so she was forced to look him in the eyes. "I need an heir. One me and Squidward can raise together."

She tried to pull away from his grasp, but it was to no avail. "You're insane."

Spongebob smirked. "Trust me. I've been insane for a long time."

Knock knock.

The angry knock from Spongebob's front door echoed throughout his pineapple.

He turned back to (Y/N), finally letting go of her chin. "I'll be right back." He said as he angrily stomped up the stairs. Before doing so, however, he gave Plankton's jar another kick. He slammed and locked the door behind him.

"HUZZAH!"

"Be right there!" Spongebob said cheerfully as he skipped toward the front door.

A very similar, and sexy voice, responded from the other side. "Open up, already!"

Squidward.

"Hey there, Squidward!" Spongebob greeted as he opened the door. "What can I help ya with?"

Squidward's eyes were fuming as he pointed toward (Y/N)'s home. All her belongings were being packed up into trucks by movers. Movers Spongebob hired of course. No one could know (Y/N) went missing. No one.

Spongebob fake gasped, placing both hands on his squishy little cheeks. "Oh no!"

"I know you're behind this, Spongebob. I saw you go to her house yesterday. You convinced her to move, didn't you?" Squidward growled.

Spongebob's eyes widened. "Why, Squidward, I would NEVER!" His bright blue eyes batting at his crush. "I have no idea why she would do such a thing! We just had a nice chat over tea yesterday! I was talking about just how much I love working with you."

Squidward pinched in between his eyes. "Just- whatever." Squidward began to realize how ridiculous his accusation was. Spongebob was too innocent to ever do such a thing. He was close friends with (Y/N) after all. "Have you at least seen her?"

Spongebob shook his head sadly. "No. But if I do, I'll be sure to let you know, okay?"

Without another word, Squidward walked back to his home next door. His usual perfect posture diminishing.

(Y/N) was alone with Spongebob yet again and Squidward isn't there to save her.