The fight between who works harder on a daily basis makes an often occurrence in the Jones household. Ever since Alice and FP got married and started living a normal life with their son, Charles, the competition has risen.
"Alright I'm going to work...all day to bring money home." FP yelled into the house as he stood in the door way.
"Fine leave so I can get our son ready." Alice huffed waking Charles up from his morning nap. She would wash and feed him before taking him to day care so she could work at Pops.
"Hey little munchkin. You going to be good for mama today." Alice smiled kissing the little boys cheeks.
He smiled and let Alice pick him up. "Thank god today is a good day." She sighed and went on with their daily routine.
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"FP you ready to go on patrol?" The sheriff asked. FP was doing a internship with the local sheriffs department. He did stuff around the office to bring home some cash.
"Always sir." He smiled and hurried into the car. "How's the wife?" He asked starting the cruise.
"She's fine. Just at work." FP nodded. He wasn't to fond of his wife at the moment, he still loved her though.
"Already back to work with the new baby. She's a tough one." The officer whistled. "She's tough alright." FP gritted and looked out the window. There is no way she had a harder day.
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"Stop complaining!" Alice yelled walking into the kitchen FP in foot. "I'm not complaining I would just like a meal to come home to. I work all day." He sighed frustrated.
"Well go to Pops and get some food. I can get you a discount because I will most likely be your server!" She yelled and stormed out the back door. "Alice..." FP sighed and went to the living room knowing she needed to cool down.
"I just wish he could see what I go through in a day. All he does is learn about being a cop." Alice mumbled walking back and forth. It was dark and the stars were bright.
"Just once...I mean he would cry like a little baby having to do everything. Just let him be me!" Alice yelled and she could have sworn a star flickered.
She took a couple more breaths and went to bed facing away from her pain in the ass husband.
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The two woke up at their regular time but...something seemed off. "FP?" Alice whispered in shock of the sight in front of her.
"What the hell happened?" FP looked between the two of them. He was dressed in an oversized t-shirt and underwear.
"We um...we switched?" Alice paced around the room. "How is this possible? How did it happen?" She was freaking out. When she was venting last night she didn't mean it seriously.
"Ok well um, I guess we just have to live with it until we switch back." FP shrugged and sighed into his hands.
"What about work?" Alice collapsed on the bed. "We will just continue on with our lives."
"This is just fantastic." She growled and stormed into the bathroom.
"What do you usually wear to the station?" Alice peaked her head out of the door. "Jeans and my uniform." He chuckled and gave her some clothes.
"Thank you and my uniform is hanging in the closet." She smiled and changed so she wouldn't be late.
"Alright have fun with Charles. He needs to be at daycare in about fifteen minutes." Alice kissed his cheek and rushed out the door.
FP sighed and climbed out of bed. "Alright buddy here we go." He smiled trying to get a good reaction. When Charles saw Alice's body come in he smiled...that was until FP decided to find his outfit before paying attention to him.
"Come on son. Your ok." He tried to sooth the baby, but he was to upset to stop. "We have ten minutes, so I'm not going to eat great." FP sighed and grabbed Alice's purse and the diaper bag.
"Alice your late. Is everything ok?" Pop asked watching her body run to the back. "Yes sorry just had a...chaotic morning to say the least." FP chuckled. He was glad he worked her as a teenager.
"Well the morning rush is just about to come in. Might want to fix yourself." Pop wiggled his finger at the uniform. He looked down to see the top half almost unbuttoned completely.
"Sorry Pop." He sighed and got to work.
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"FP you look extra awake today." The chief chuckled as Alice swept the station floor. "Just trying to keep clean." His body shrugged. All day Alice cleaned and chatted with the officers.
"Jones you going on patrol?"
"Yes sir." Alice nodded excited since this would be her first time.
"It should be pretty calm today. Everyone's at work." Chief chuckled driving out of the station.
Through the whole ride Alice was yelling at FP in her mind for acting like he had a tough day. She would be home first today so she was going to give it to him.
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Alice paced back and forth in FP's body awaiting the man of the hour. She heard the front door open and close quietly.
"Have a fun day?" Alice asked as soon she saw him. "I'm an ass." He sighed pulled a bouquet of flowers out behind Alice's back.
"Your barely realizing this?" She chuckled reaching for the flowers.
"I'm sorry for thinking you had it easy. I would rather be at the station then do what you do everyday. Even Charles was mad at me." FP shook his head, earning a chuckle from Alice.
"You have a good job lined up and your line of work will get harder. But we need to work with each other instead of yelling." Alice sighed and leaned against the counter.
"I agree." He nodded and lent against her. "It felt weird having boobs." FP sighed against his own body. "Really? I thought you would enjoy it." Alice teased him giggling.
"Well I'm not complaining, but I would rather them be on you." He shrugged. "Alright how do we switch back?" Alice chuckled.
"I have no clue." FP shrugged.
The two sat down and watched a movie with Charles trying to drain him out before bed. About half way through they both fell asleep and a star flickered.
They were back in their own bodies and learned to be careful what they fight over.
