(Authors note)- so I am finally done with this one shot. Sorry it took forever to write. I basically set it up to see more funny and true one shots in the future featuring grandma smith.
Fp and I were talking at the bar and having a good time releasing some stress when my phone started to ring. I pulled it out of my purse. "Its betty I should probably answer. I'm going to step out." I went out the front and answer the phone. "Hey Betty whats up?" "Mom, grandma explained everything to me. I am sorry we stormed out, but me and Jug would like to talk to the both of you in person." "Oh ok we will be home in a little bit. Love you." I smiled speaking into the phone. I was hanging up as I felt Fps arms wrap around me. I could tell it was him from the smell of tequila coming off of his breath and just his normal scent. "How did it go?" He asked placing soft kisses to my neck. "They are sorry they stormed out and my mother explained everything to them, which who knows what that means. They also want to talk to us, so we better head to my house." "Ok lets go." We got into Fps truck and headed home. We arrived to see the kids on the couch, but without my mom. "Hey kids where's grandma?" I asked sitting down with Fp. "That's not important. We want to apologies about everything. We should have let you explain why this is happening and we are ok with it. It will obviously take so some time to adjust, but we will try to be supportive." Betty said. "Jug you feel the same way?" Fp asked. "Yes dad I'm ok with it." We all smiled at each other. "So, what did grandma actually tell you?" I asked. "She told us about the miscarriage and the fight. She told us everything." "Well I guess we have nothing left to hide." I chuckled and leaned into Fp. "Speaking of your grandmother where is she?" Fp asked this time. "She..um...went to visit Hal." Betty choked out. "She what!?"I basically screamed. "She went to say how happy she is about the divorce and to tell him to go to hell." Jughead laughed. "Oh my, she can never just be satisfied with one thing can she." I said grabbing my purse. "Fp are you coming?" I asked as he laughed on the couch. "To see your mom go off on a man I particularly don't like, of course." I smiled at him while rolling my eyes. "Then hurry up." I grabbed his keys and made my way out the door. We hopped into his truck. "So I'm guessing you know where he is staying?" Fp asked. "Sadly yes Betty told he is staying at the b&b." Once we got to the hotel we could see my moms car parked outside. "Great she is already probably yelling at him." I sighed and looked out the window. "Come On we need to find her I don't want to miss the yelling." Fp laughed getting out of the truck. "Your really enjoying this aren't you?" I asked. "More than you will ever know baby. Never liked him even before you started dating him." Fp said taking my hand. "Really why?" I aksed as we walk into the office. "It's pretty stupid." He chuckled. "Tell me please." I made puppy dog eyes at him. "Okay well he..um...talked about your ass in the locker room and said he wanted to put you in the rating book." Fp said scratching the back of his neck. "What the hell is the rating book?" I asked turning him to face me as we stood in front of Hal's room. "A stupid book that the football team created. They slept with girls and then rated their sexual experiences with her." Fp scoffed and shook his head. "Wow I want to see this book." "What Alice really?" "Ya that is very wrong I want to burn it." Fp couldn't help but let a smile peak through his lips. "One thing at a time Ali let's go get your mom." And as if on que Hal's door swung open. "Mom what are you doing here?" I asked. "How did you find me?" She asked. "Your granddaughter isn't a very good secret keeper especially if I'm asking." I smirked. "Now let's go home and please stop harassing Hal."I said opening her car door. "Fine see you at home." She drove off. "I really hope she is actually going home." I laughed and walked back to the car with Fp. We arrived home to see my mom and the kids in the couch. "So...how about dinner now that we are all home?" I asked setting my purse down. "Ya they sounds good Mom. Can Jug and mr.Jones stay?" Betty asked. "Of course they are always welcome. In fact why don't you stay the night you two?"my mom asked. "Thanks for inviting people to stay mom. Glad you feel at home." I smiled and looked over to Fp. "We wouldn't want to impose. We will eat if it's ok, but..." "No honestly it's fine. I could use a stress reliever." I smiled at fp cutting him off. "Alice not in front of your daughter." Grandmother scolded me. "So you can go yell at my ex-husband and make inappropriate and rude comments 24-hours a day, but when I say I want to sleep with my man I get in trouble?" I say throwing my arms up in the air. "Yes I am your mother after all I can do what I want." Grandma smiled. "Whatever I'm starting on dinner." I walked into the kitchen followed by Fp. "We really don't need to stay." Fp said wrapping his arms around my waist. "No I want you to. Like I said I need a stress reliever." I bit my lip and turned around in his arms. "With the kids in the house?" Fp questioned raising his eyebrow. "Mmm you will have to help me control myself then." I leaned in and placed my lips onto his. It was only supposed to be a teasing kiss, but it soon escalated to a heated sloppy kiss. "Mom really?" Betty said walking into the kitchen. "God Dad I know we said we were ok with you to together or whatever, but a makeout session in the kitchen?" Jughead said shielding his eyes with his hand. I pulled away from Fp and my cheeks blushed bright red. "Sorry kids." Fp coughed. "This reminds me of the first time I met Fp." Grandma laughed. "Mom that was horrifying. Exactly like this situation now." "What it was really funny." Grandma laughed again. "Now I am going to cook dinner so either Betty and Jug go upstairs or Alice and Fp go because I Don't want to hear any that's disgusting or eww comments anymore. Now go." Grandma shooed us all into the living room. "Um Betty do you want to take Jughead up to your room." I asked not really wanting to head upstairs yet with Fp knowing what it will lead to. "I think that's best." She shyly smiled and grabbed Jugs hand taking him upstairs. "You can relieve me after dinner." I smirked and pulled Fp onto the couch with me. "Gladly." He smiled and pulled me so I was on his lap. "What time is your mom leaving or is she staying here?" Fp aksed. "I have no idea? I guess we will have to wait and see what grandma Smith brings to riverdale?"
