19. the thing

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This chapter is probably the most inappropriate in the story, but it's not lemon. just some bad puns.



San's POV

-two months later-

Asriel cleared his throat. Shift and I looked at him.

"Yeah?" Shift seemed like she had gotten a lot more impatient since getting pregnant.

Asriel blushed. "So, last night Frisk and I did... the thing."

Oh boy, this should be fun.

I grinned. "What thing are you talking about, Az?

Asriel looked panicked. "Sans! Y-you know what thing! Don't make me say it!"

Shift piped up. "Are you saying the two of you got frisky?"

I love this woman.

Asriel's face fell. "Seriously? Frisk made the same joke last night. Try to be original."

"How can she be Original when she's already Shift?" I couldn't help myself with that one.

Asriel groaned. "Sans, no."

"Sans, yes."

"I was wondering," Asriel suddenly had a mischievous look on his face. "How did you two make a kid? Shouldn't you have been sans the parts?"

Shift snickered. "Do you really want to know?"

Asriel's face went deathly pale. "Nope. Nope. I do not want to know. Nevermind. That look on your face is scaring me." 

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