Normal Human: I should turn off the aircon.
If in winter: *blows hands*
Me in both situations: *shoves hands into schlong*

YOU ARE READING
My Own MB Book, I Guess
RandomSince no one gives two fucks on reading my MB, may as well make a book and profit reads from it.
When You're Cold
Normal Human: I should turn off the aircon.
If in winter: *blows hands*
Me in both situations: *shoves hands into schlong*