My Own MB Book, I Guess

Random OC skit: MALK

Thanks a lot, Khun. You've just inspired me to do this.

Mishiga just woke up and went to the kitchen to try and find something to eat. The other OCs were in their silly shenanigans, especially Aka Seijin, as seen outside as she was laughing maniacally while the fiery pits of Hell were right behind her, with Diake Takanori attempting to put out said fire with his holy water. Mishiga's two friends, Max and Mesagi, were sitting around the kitchen table on their phones.

Mishiga slowly and sluggishly opened the fridge door, and he then heard Max's voice.

"Is there anything to drink in the fridge?" He asked.

'The fuck?' Mishiga thought.

"No," Mishiga replied emotionlessly.

"Not even milk?!" Max continued.

"HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!" Meido Hinasukawa's voice echoed throughout the hallway, and almost immediately, a jug of milk appeared in the fridge.

"Creator, what the fuck are you up to this time?" Mishiga asked up to the page.

"Mishiga, can you get me a glass of malk?" Max asked.

'The fuck's a malk?' Mishiga thought with confusion in his face.

"There's no malk, but I can get you a glass of milk."

"That's. . . What he said, Mishiga," Mesagi chimed in, deciding to play along with Max's shenanigan for the lolz.

"Yeah I just said malk," Max reinforced his statement.

'Max, why are you so fucking retarded?' Mishiga thought with annoyance.

"You're saying it wrong. You said malk, and it sounds like you're being retarded," Mishiga told him. Hearing that statement, Mesagi chuckled.

"Heh. How you do YOU call it then, big brain?" Mesagi asked.

"Same way big brain people like me say it. Milk. M-i-l-f-- wait a sec wrong word."

"HA!!"

"Shut the fuck up, Mesagi."

The window near the kitchen broke and Hikuro peeked through.

"Did someone mention milfs?"

"Hikuro, if you stop adblocking maybe you will get some milfs."

"Shit. See ya."

"Anyway, it's milk. M-i-l-k."

"Right, like 2% percent," Mesagi told him.

"Yeah, whole malk," Max continued on.

"Why do I live with these idiots. . . ." Mishiga muttered under his breath angrily, before taking a deep breath and continued on.

"Can you say milkshake?"

"Milkshake."

"Say milk tea."

"MILK TEA!!" Mesagi chimed in happily upon hearing the mention of milk tea.

"Now say milk."

"Malk."

"Oh my fucking God. . . Mesagi I know you're not dumb. Is he serious about this?" Mishiga asked Mesagi.

"Yeah. Max really wants a glass of mulk," Mesagi replied nonchalantly.

"Mesagi, what other levels of stupidity have you reached now?" Mishiga said out loud, and Mesagi replied with a confused look on his face.

"What do you mean? He said mulk. NOW GIVE HIM A GLASS OF MULK, MISHIGA!" Mesagi exclaimed.

"Mesagi!" Mesagi's sister yelled out from above.

"Op. Sorry, sis. Mishiga's acting stupid right now."

"You son of a bitch--"

"MISHIGA, JUST POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!" Max yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Why the hell are you yelling at me for?!" Mishiga inquired.

"Just give him the mulk!"

"You both aren't even saying the same thing!!"

"What're you talking about?! We both are saying malk, Mishiga!!"

"Max, you absolute retard!! You said malk! Mesagi you said--"

And both Mesagi and Max began to say mulk and malk in the most annoying ways possible while also pulling stupid faces to show how stupid they were.

And Mishiga is unfortunately the butt-monkey of their stupidity.

Having enough of it, Mishiga conjured a pistol out of nowhere, cocked it and aimed at both of them, silencing them and made them stop doing their stupid faces.

"SHUT UP!! SHUT, THE FUCK, UP!!!" Mishiga yelled angrily. His yell was so loud and full of his angriness that all OCs stopped what they were doing in the instant and fell silent.

Yes, Mishiga getting angry is a pretty scary experience.

Mishiga, having the last straw, put the pistol onto the side of his head, wanting to just go ahead and pull the trigger.

Suddenly Mesagi pulled out his hand held loaded shotguns and Max pulled out an Uzi, both aimed at Mishiga.

"Mishiga put the gun down!!"

"Don't do it, Mishiga!!!"

"You're gonna fucking shoot me if I shoot myself?!! What the fuck's up with your insane troll logic?!!"

After at least several seconds of silence and both of them staring at each other, Max and Mesagi put their guns at the side of their head and the trio began to threaten each other stupidly.

"Mishiga put the gun down!!"

"MISHIGA I'M GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!!"

"YOU STUPID IDIOTS!! PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!!!"

"MISHIGA PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!!! RIGHT NOW!!!"

"I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF OVER THIS?!!!!"

"MISHIGA, YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER I NEVER HAD, MAN!!! JUST PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN!!"

This went on for a while until they all simultaneously pull the trigger and they dead, the end. =)