Saber
Chevalier d'Eon: YES
Fergus Mac Roich: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!!
Gawain: Gorilla
Julius Caesar: Fat boi
Bedivere: Thot slapper
Lancer
Cu Chulainn: Ransa ga shinda!
Cu Chulainn (Prototype): Ransa ga. . . Shinda?
Elisabeth Bathory: Idol Loli(?)
Diarmuid Ua Duibhe: Deermud
Jaguar Warrior: Taiga, iz dat u?
Archer
David: Solomon's Dad
Euryale: Loli thot(?)
Robin Hood: Robin Fuudo?
Billy the Kid: Billy the Crit
EMIYA: BEST MOM, FITE ME
EMIYA (Alter): BEST ALTER IN NA UNTIL I GET OKITA ALTER/JALTER, FITE ME
Caster
Paracelsus von Hohenheim: Para-boi/mah boi!!
Medea: Soichiro's Waifu, no cuck pls.
Nitocris: NEET/NEATO
Hans Christian Andersen: Younger Dio
Waver Velvet/Zhuge Liang/Lord El-Melloi II: Waver Ramirez
Marie Antoinette (Caster): Mah Homie being more Waifu.
Rider
Ozymandias: Egyptian Dio/Hans' stand
Ushiwakamaru: get-yourself-arrested-maru
Georgios: Meat Shield
Ishtar (Rider): useless Goddess riding to relevancy.
Marie Antoinette: Mah Homie
Assassin
Fuuma "Evil-Wind" Koutarou: Hentai Protagonist Pre-3rd Ascension.
Hassan of Hundred Faces: Best Budget Hassan, Gameplay wise
Hassan of Serenity: Best Waifu Hassan
Jing Ke: Drunk Waifu
EMIYA (Assassin): Kiritsugu, is that you?
Berserker
Vlad III: Rad Vlad
Penthesilea: MAH WAIFU--
Ibaraki Douji: MAH WAIFU--
Kiyohime: SOMEONE ELSE'S WAIFU, NOT MINE--
Lu Bu Fengxian: mah homie before Penth came to me.

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