What if you're in the 80's and the official best friend of Guns n' Roses and you were stuck with them in a busted elevator for the night?
Well, my drunk mind thinks that you'll play spin the bottle out of boredom...but like, drunk.
"Hey." Duff grinned then announced one of his greatest achievements. "I emptied my vodka again in one minute!"
"Great." Axl scoffed. "I'm already surrounded with trashes here and you're gonna add that shit?!"
"HEY!" Steven reprimanded him for having his shitty attitude again. "It's fine with me if you're referring the trashes as us. Just leave Y/N out of it!"
The redhead frowned. "Of course! Like why would she be a trash when she's like a flower to me??"
"It's definitely because she smells good and you don't." Slash joked.
It earned him a punch on his arm. The guitarist winced right away. "OW!"
"HEY!!" You reproved them. "You two stop it! We're stuck in the elevator and still you being two mindless creeps! You're stressing me out!"
Axl looked down. "Sorry." he muttered.
The poof of curls nodded. "Me too."
It made you slowly smiled. "Good to know."
Hours passed and no one still saved all of you from that fuckin elevator. Now the rest of the band was getting bored, you also.
"Hey...how about we play some spin the bottle while we're waiting?" Izzy uttered.
All of you agreed and started to sit on the floor in a circle. Izzy placed Duff's bottle of Vodka in the middle and twirled it.
It landed on Axl.
The singer pulled his eyebrows down. "And then what??"
"You'll answer truthfully the given question of the spinner." Izzy answered. "Don't worry, we're all batshit drunk. We'll forget what you say tomorrow."
"Fine." Axl muttered.
"Okey." Izzy smiled victoriously. "So... Is there a person here that you extremely want to kiss right now?"
You shifted on your seat nervously, knowing well that he's referring to you, since you and Axl got a little bit intimate from time to time.
"Yeah." Axl smiled.
The rest of the band made a teasing sound. "Oohhhhh..."
"Who is it?" Izzy added. "Oh wait... Just kiss that person right now as your answer."
The charismatic lead vocalist slowly drew closer to you, his eyes were dilated and the blue in it was drowning you. His orbs were just utterly mesmerizing that you found yourself hitching your breath.
You closed your eyes, expecting his lips to dip on your own.
You waited....
And waited....
But it never came.
You finally opened your eyes once again to know where he had been all this time.
You were shock to see him kissing the massive poof of black curls instead of you...
Yes... Slash... He's kissing Slash instead of you...
"So..." Duff murmured incredulously at your ear. "Slash is the person he wants to kiss?? And not you??"
You wanted to feel jealous but you just couldn't. Because you just couldn't deny to yourself that they looked so great together. Hot if you might add.
"Nah, it's fine. I ship them." You admitted with a pleased smile.
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DRUNK LEGENDS
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