Bran, My Fuckin' Man! Whattup Brah!

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In a slumber party with booze, my best friends and I were talking about GOT. We were choosing our favorite characters.

Angela: I like Daenerys cuz she got three dragons, and damn those army!

Aibee: Mine's Cersie cuz she got the iron throne and the mountain.

Vanessa: I'll go with Jon Snow cuz he hot and got the dragon glass to slay the white walkers.

And I was like: Nah... I don't give a fuck to all of that. It's GOT - lots n' lots of boobs. Bran is my way to see all those porn. *winky face.

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