Me, applying to college. But the line was so fucking long.
Nikki Sixx: Nah, it's not worth it man.
Me: But... Whatta bout mah future? They said education is the key for better life??
Nikki Sixx: It's just some crap so teachers could get paid. Have fame instead. You'll live your life young and wild and free.
Me: So like... What should I do?
Nikki Sixx: Build a band. Be like me.
Me: But I can't play any instrument... Nor sing.
Nikki Sixx: Just try it. Fortune favors the bold.
Me: Oh... Okey.
5 years later...
Me: Damn it Nikki! I'm a fuckin' homeless... Livin' in a dumpsite!
Nikki Sixx: Fortune favors the bold... But I forgot to tell you that fortune is choosy. My bad.
Me: *Tighten the rope around my neck then jump.
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