Steven and Izzy cooked eggs for breakfast but was still drunk and high while doing it. Izzy boiled water then Steven dipped the three eggs in it.
"Hey, man! The water is bubbling!" Steven gasped in awe. "It's so cool!"
"Ah...yeah. Just don't touch it. It's hot."
*touches it.
"OUCH!"
"I SAID DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S HOT!" Izzy scolded.
"It's hot?! Then get the eggs out! They'll burn!"
"No man! It'll become hard boiled!"
"Hard? Like hard-hard?"
Izzy nodded. "Yeah. It becomes hard when you boil it."
"But whatta bout pasta? Why does it becomes soft not hard?"
Izzy's eyes widen in realization. "Yeah, come to think of it..."
"Whoa..." Steven smiled. "We just scientifically discovered something!"
"YEAH!" Izzy agreed. "Can't wait to tell the other guys about it!!"
Then they high-fived.
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