The five members of Guns n' Roses sat in a circle then had a pot session while drinking some booze to relax. After just a minute, all of them were now high and drunk.
"Holy shit!" Gasped Slash. "Do you feel that, man??"
Axl frowned. "Feel what?"
"The molecules in the air... It's entering my nose!"
"Then stopped breathing!" The singer suggested.
"Oh... Okey." Then he literally stopped breathing.
"Hey..." Duff butted in. "I heard a rumor that in the future, we'll use a screened phone and then we'll just gonna touch it to operate."
"Ha." Izzy scoffed. "That's impossible. Whoever said that is a dumbass!"
"Yeah!" Steven agreed. "What're they gonna make next? A talking humanoid robot named Sophia?"
The rest of the band laughed. "So dumbass!" Izzy chuckled.
"Hey!" Duff exclaimed, annoyed. "But I started that rumor!"
"Then you're a dumbass!" Izzy retorted, still laughing his ass off.
Steven noticed Slash turning red. "Hey man, u okey?"
"Don't bother him." Axl interfered. "He hates molecules in dah air."
Then suddenly, Slash took a big inhale. "I CAN'T! MY LUNGS NEED MOLECULES!"
Seconds after, Steven uttered something. "I got a joke." He started. "What do we say after cumming?"
"What?" They all asked.
The drummer grinned. "I'm PENIS!"
The band laughed hysterically. "Oh damn! Hahaha that's the worst joke ever!"
"Hahhaha ikr?!" Steven snickered.
It was Axl's turn to speak. "Hey guys... Which is more heavier? A ship or a coin?"
"It's simple." Slash answered. "A coin. Cuz coin sink in water, ship doesnt. It floats up."
His band mates clapped for such wisdom. "Damn. U is smart!"
Steven thought an another joke. "Guys! I have an another one!"
They all looked at him expectantly. "What is it?"
"HOMOERECTUS!"
Once again the gang laughed. Well, except Slash, who didn't get his humor.
"You're so immature. Homoerectus is a term----" He abruptly stopped, then later laughed with all of them. "I see what u did there ;)"
"Guys!" Duff shouted. "I can make my own air through blowing!"
His friends' eyes widen in surprise. "REALLY??"
"YEAH!"
"Bullshit." Axl countered. "You can't do that."
"YES I CAN!" Duff screamed. "I CANNNN! BELIEVE ME!! I CANNN!" He then dropped his voice then stared at them weirdly. "Did somebody scream?"
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