Mom: I don't want you hanging out with those boys.
Mom: Avoid boys when you go partying.
Mom: No boys in your room.
Mom: I want your friends all girls only.
And then just like that, I'm gay.
Then Slash appeared...
Me with winky face: Hey baby, I still got 50% of straightness...
And then BAM! I became 50/50
Lmao!!
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