The Reason Why I Became 50% Gay

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Mom: I don't want you hanging out with those boys.

Mom: Avoid boys when you go partying.

Mom: No boys in your room.

Mom: I want your friends all girls only.

And then just like that, I'm gay.

Then Slash appeared...

Me with winky face: Hey baby, I still got 50% of straightness...

And then BAM! I became 50/50

Lmao!!

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