The mom and the daughter were at the bar, gettin' wasted on a Friday night.
Daughter: Hey mom...
Mom: Yes?
Daughter: I'm pregnant
Mom: HA???? WHY???
Daughter: It's our project.
Mom: Who's the fatha??
Daughter: How the hell could I know? It's a group project!
Mom: Fml....
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