Ringggggggg
Axl picked up the phone.
"Hey man!"
It's Duff.
"What's up. Why'd you call?"
"You're so drunk last night."
"So?"
"You wanted to eat popcorn."
"Okey?" He frowned. "Is that against the law?"
"Not at all." Answered Duff. "It's just... You ate Steven."
Axl cringed at the dirty thought. "WHAT THE FU--EEWWWWWEE!!!!"

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