Kid: Dad, your rooster is eating our loaves.
Dad: Just shoo it away.
Kid: Hey rooster! Go away!
Dad: *face palmed* Scare it off stupid!
Kid: Yo look at me, imma ghost! Whooo!!!
Dad: *gettin' annoyed* Dumbass! Exploit it!
Kid: Boss, yah like chicks? 50% off fresh n' young.
Dad: JUST CATCH THE GODDAMN ROOSTER, SON!
Kid: Hey you! Yes you chicken! I'm a cop! Raise your wings in dah air!
Dad: *shook his head* That's it son... No more Friday nights for you.
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