There was a party in a nearby castle and everyone was drinking and dancing. And we, the Lannisters were invited.
Because I was underage and my mom and uncle were scary, I hid at a corner to get drunk Yale freely.
As soon as I was getting tipsy, my mom spotted me. She trudged in an annoyed manner at my direction, making me nervous and almost piss my gown.
Cersei: Have you been drinking??
Me: Ugh... Yes?😐
Cersei: *glared at me.*😡😡
Me: I'm sorry mom! *getting shitless scared* Please don't lock me up in our dungeon! I won't do it again!😭😭😭😫
Cersei: Gimme that chalice.
Me: *surrendered it immediately* I'm sorry! I'll nev--
Cersei: Here. *gave me her cup instead.*
Me: Um what???
Cersei: Don't drink their cheap Yale. Have our Lannister wine. It's much better.
Me: Oh...
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