A Drunken Cough

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It was intramural week in our school, where every sports were held in the academy's ground. Aibee and I got nothing to do that time since we're not some sporty btchz. Just some random bored btchz who didn't believe in sports. So, we decided to get drunk on the rooftop with Jack Daniels, while playing the song of Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue.

It was a bad idea really.... Since mah friend had a cough. And the alcohol and the music only made it worse. But before I could assist her in the school's clinic, I grabbed her in the girls room first to fix her up so she wouldn't look so drunk in front of the nurse, or our asses would be sued by the principal......again.

As she was retouching her makeup, and me - fixing her hair, she coughed violently and suddenly, she accidentally spat through her nose. Every girl in the restroom witnessed her mushy spit being splashed on the mirror. They all stopped from what they were doing and gave us weird glances.

"That isn't me!" She immediately defended herself. "It's Nicole!" With that, she quickly ran away, leaving me behind with the disgusted stares of sumbtchz here.

I was like, Wow.👏👏👏What a nice friend.

She really is...

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