I texted my best friend...
Me: Hey btch!
Bff: Sup. Where r u?
Me: Otw at u hauz
Bff: K. Just be quick. Ice cream is melting.
Me: But hey...do you hear that?
Bff: Hear what?
Me: Weird sounds.
Bff: Like what exactly??
Me: I hear footsteps and there's nobody with me...
Bff: .....
Bff: Are you walking?
Me: Yes, why?
*Realizes...
Me: Oh...
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DRUNK LEGENDS
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