Cersie: I drink wine... Like a lot of wine then I hate people.
Me: I drink tequila... Like five shots of em then I make fun of people.
Cersie: Omg! Did we just become best friends?!
Me: Yeah! I super think so!
Cersie: Who-ho!! BITCH POWAH!!
Me: YASS QUEEN!!
Jon Snow: Yo wat u up to??
Me & Cersie: Shut up. You know nothing Jon Snow...

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